Sponsor’s
Message
Absurdity
has been shown to boost your mood and IQ by 100% (maybe 😊). So, the big
question is: when will you Go
Absurd?!
Opening
Absurdity
I
only enjoy life when it’s intoxicated and naked
“Did
Dr. Garrison examine you at your fullest and emptiest?”
Quote
of the Day
“Sometimes there is no warning.
Things occur in seconds. Everything changes. You’re alive. You’re dead. And
things move on.
We are paper thin. We exist on
luck amid the percentages, temporarily. And that’s the best part and the worst
part, the temporal factor. And there’s nothing you can do about it.”
(Charles
Bukowski)
A
Possibly Wise, Possibly Foolish Saying That Will Probably Never Be Said
A
man with no cloak has no cloak
A
Cruel and Absurd World…
A
British woman died leaning out of a train window after her head was struck by a
tree branch. The train was travelling at around 75 miles per hour at the time.
An investigation found that better signage may have prevented this tragedy occurring
Book
Title You Will Probably Never See…
How
to Graduate from Life with Well Respected Genitalia
“Sir,
you must allow me to retreat to my antechamber as my petticoat is getting
steamed”
The
Meaning of Life?
Walking
and sitting in gardens
Yet
More Absurdity…
Mrs
Magic decided to use her magic for ulterior motives that were not entirely
clear
Said
No One, Probably Ever….
“That
corset does you bad when you elope to France with four Dads”
A
Statistic That Probably Never Was or Will Ever Be…
98%
of grass is greener on the other side
From
The Great Man Albert Camus…
What
really counted was the possibility of escape, a leap of freedom, out of the
implacable ritual, a wild run for it that would give whatever chance for hope
there was. Of course, hope meant being cut down on some street corner, as you
ran like mad, by a random bullet. But when I really thought it through, nothing
was going to allow me such a luxury. Everything was against it; I would just be
caught up in the machinery again.
(From the Book, The Stranger)
(From the Book, The Stranger)
“I
wonder how the wine tastes in Heaven?”
Go
Absurd! Exercise:
Walk
into a public medical facility and sing, “this must be just like living in paradise…”
A
Sign You Will Probably Never See…
|
GALLOP
TO
BED
|
Remember
Absurd
responsibly. The Buddhist no harm principle applies here. Do not harm
yourself or others when going absurd. (Maybe what I have just written is
absurd?)
Comments
Post a Comment