Sponsor’s
Message
low
libido? High Libido? GO ABSURD!
Opening
Absurdity
It
wasn’t Gary who needed Gary; it was gary who needed gary
Quote
of the Day
“Life
is a hospital in which all the patients are obsessed with changing their beds.
One would prefer to suffer beside the fire, another thinks he’d recover sooner
if placed by the window.” (Charles Baudelaire)
A
Wise and Foolish Saying That May Have Already Been Said?
The
problem with delayed gratification is that it’s delayed
A
Sometimes Cruel and Absurd World…
A
3-year-old girl from Australia was rushed to hospital after ingesting a prescription
pill while trick-or-treating on Halloween. A packet of pills, Seroquel – a treatment
for bipolar disorder, was found in the girl’s trick-or-treat bag. At this stage
it is being treated as an accident with no malicious intent likely.
Book
Title You Will Probably Never See…
How
to Be Fearful and Anxious: A Definitive Guide for Those Suffering from Joy and
Peace
Something to Wear
Things
You Will Probably Never Hear In 2019…
“Here
is your hobby horse Master, and when the shadows reach halfway across the room
your supper will be served”
The
Meaning of Life?
Thinking
about, and analysing, what the meaning of life is
Yet
More Absurdity…
“Jostle
my jowls”
Said
No One, Probably Ever….
“All
people have been living in absolute peace since the birth of time”
From
the Great Man Samuel Beckett…
It
passed the time, time flew when I scratched myself. Real scratching is superior
to masturbation, in my opinion. One can masturbate up to the age of seventy,
and even beyond, but in the end it becomes a mere habit
(From
the story, The End)
“Well,
that was easy!”
Go
Absurd! Exercise:
Go
into a quiet Yoga Studio and sing loudly Tears for Fears, “Shout, shout,
let it all out…”
A
Sign You Will Probably Never See…
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FOR
THOSE
ABOUT
TO
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Remember
Absurd
responsibly. The Buddhist no harm principle applies here. Do not harm
yourself or others when going absurd. (Maybe what I have just written is
absurd?)
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