Sponsor’s
Message
It’s
Cheaper and Lighter than air to GO ABSURD!
Opening
Absurdity
The
language of orgasm is, oh, oh, oh, yeah!
Quote
of the Day
“I
am tired of work; I am tired of building up somebody else’s civilization”
(Fenton
Johnson – first line of his poem, Tired)
A
Wise and Foolish Saying That Has Probably Been Said
Imagination
is only limited by what it can’t imagine
A
Sometimes Cruel and Absurd World…
A
small number of people in the world suffer from a rare condition known as erythropoietic
protoporphyria (EPP) where sufferers are allergic to light and can be stuck in
a dark room for weeks on end because of the intense pain experienced when
exposed to light.
“Just
two minutes of sun exposure is enough to leave them with searing pain likened
to being thrown into a bath of boiling fat for days”
Book
Title You Will Probably Never See…
How
to Drink Red Wine in Reverse: A Pedagogical Nightmare
Something
to Wear
Things
You Will Probably Never Hear In 2019…
“It
has come to my attention that you have acquired an unbecoming habit where you
proceed, on a nightly basis, to defile yourself in the bedroom”
The
Meaning of Life?
Fanny
Packs
Said
No One, Probably Ever….
“The
world would be a much more beautiful and meaningful place if we had more direct
marketers trying to gain everyone’s custom”
From
the Great Little Britain…
[the
Fat Fighters are discussing foods]
Marjorie
Dawes:
Dust. Anybody? No? High in fat, low in fat? Dust. Anybody? No? Dust. Anybody? No? Dust. Anybody? No? Dust. Anybody? No? Dust. Anybody? No? Dust. It's actually very low in fat. You can have as much dust as you like.
Dust. Anybody? No? High in fat, low in fat? Dust. Anybody? No? Dust. Anybody? No? Dust. Anybody? No? Dust. Anybody? No? Dust. Anybody? No? Dust. It's actually very low in fat. You can have as much dust as you like.
“I
have always thought that scones with jam and cream taste like death. Can you
pass me a scone?”
Modern
–and not so modern – BS
“Everyone
needs to earn a living”
Go
Absurd! Exercise:
Walk
around the perimeter of a school singing, “All in all you’re just another brick
in the wall” (Pink Floyd)
A
Sign You Will Probably Never See…
|
WORST
OF
INTENTIONS
|
Remember
Absurd
responsibly. The Buddhist no harm principle applies here. Do not harm
yourself or others when going absurd. (Maybe what I have just written is
absurd?)
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