Sponsor’s
Message
Tired
of Living and Dying? Go Absurd!
Opening
Absurdity
“Let’s
party like it’s 1863!”
“Why
1863!?”
“It
sounds good!”
Quote
of the Day
“The more cats you have,
the longer you live. If you have a hundred cats, you'll live 10 times longer
than if you have 10. Someday this will be discovered, and people will have a
thousand cats and live forever. It's truly ridiculous.”
(Charles Bukowski)
A
Possibly Wise Saying That Has Probably Been Said
Dying
started the day you were born
Something
to Wear
A
Sometimes Cruel and Absurd World…
An
Indian man has died attempting to eat 50 eggs in one sitting to settle a dispute
with a friend, after suddenly collapsing as he began eating his 42nd
egg
Book
Title You Will Probably Never See…
How
to Write an Epic Fail: Blow by Unblow, A Pedagogical Adventure!
Things
You Will Probably Never Hear In 2019…
“Today
we must fornicate my dear lady!”
The
Meaning of Life?
As
above, to fornicate of course!
Said
No One, Probably Ever….
“Every
motive and action in the world has always been, and is, so altruistic! It makes
me weep tears of joy!”
A
Statistic That Probably Never Was or Will Ever Be…
10%
of people worldwide in 1989 had a white wine enema
From
the Great Monty Python…
Black
Knight: “Tis but a scratch.”
King Arthur: “A scratch? Your arm’s off!”
King Arthur: “A scratch? Your arm’s off!”
(From
Monty Python and the Holy Grail)
“What’s
the difference between intercourse, coitus, and singing?”
Go
Absurd! Exercise:
Stop
someone on the street and say, without any introduction, “Wow, do you remember
Mr P?!”
A
Sign You Will Probably Never See…
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Remember
Absurd
responsibly. The Buddhist no harm principle applies here. Do not harm
yourself or others when going absurd. (Maybe what I have just written is
absurd?)
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