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Opening
Absurdity
A
snowman that loves cocaine is what I call sane and insane!
Quote
of the Day
“We
are all of us in error, the humorists excepted. They alone have discerned, as
though in jest, the inanity of all that is serious and even of all that is
frivolous” (Emil Cioran)
An
Absurd World…
Glasses
are banned in the workplace for some Japanese women, with one employer
reportedly saying that glasses gave women a “cold impression”. Japanese men
have so far been exempt from this rule.
A
Saying That Will Probably Never Be Said
The
only difference between right and wrong is that one starts with a
r and the other with a w
Book
Title You Will Probably Never See…
How
to Make a Fetid Cake from 1723
Things
You Will Probably Never Hear In 2019…
“Thus,
she elegantly swayed under the willow tree a-praying”
The
Meaning of Life?
“Man
is not made to understand life, but to live it” (George Santayana)
A
Statistic That Probably Never Was or Will Ever Be…
12%
of people daily eat chocolate cake while laughing at a bee
From
the Great Little Britain…
Social
worker: All I want to know Vicky is where is your baby?
Vicky Pollard: Oh, I swapped it for a Westlife CD.
Social worker: Oh my God, how could you.
Vicky Pollard: I know, they're rubbish.
Vicky Pollard: Oh, I swapped it for a Westlife CD.
Social worker: Oh my God, how could you.
Vicky Pollard: I know, they're rubbish.
“It
was much easier being born!”
Modern
Wank
“We’re
all a team working together to achieve our shared vision”
Something
to Wear
Go
Absurd! Exercise:
Go
into a busy café and before you give your order exclaim, “I didn’t know Peter
sang at the Great Ball!”
A
Sign You Will Probably Never See…
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HOW
DID
YOU
DIE?
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Remember
Absurd
responsibly. The Buddhist no harm principle applies here. Do not harm
yourself or others when going absurd. (Maybe what I have just written is
absurd?)
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