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You Might Be The Only Person To Ever Read This! And Like Beckett Said, “I can’t go on, I’ll go on”. So, Go On! Go Absurd!

Opening Absurdity

Those who live in large stones shouldn’t throw glass houses

Quote of the Day

“Nothing is more real than nothing” (Samuel Beckett)

A Saying That Will Probably Never Be Said

Open a door to find a window

An Interesting, or otherwise, Metaphor that will probably never be used

Like a drunk porn star eating raw food

A Sometimes Cruel and Absurd World…

A dead deer has been found in Thailand with 7 kilograms of plastic in its stomach which included plastic bags and noodle packaging along with items such as towels and underwear. Thailand is one of the world’s largest consumers of plastic.

Book Title You Will Probably Never See…

A Breeding Conundrum with Pink Bubbled Chandeliers

A Foolish Question?

Why mitigate a disaster through mitigation?

The Meaning of Life?

Reading Sartre while smoking a pipe beside an open fire

Random Foolishness…

Studies have shown that people who are impotent are more likely to be impotent

Said No One, Probably Ever….

“Which one’s your favourite pubic hair?”


“Why do insects have all the fun?”

Go Absurd! Exercise:

Go to a busy place with lots of people and hold up a sign which says, Learn to Love Yourself! I Do!

A Sign You Will Probably Never See…


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Remember

Absurd responsibly. The Buddhist no harm principle applies here. Do not harm yourself or others when going absurd. (Maybe what I have just written is absurd?)

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