Sponsor’s
Message
Over
Trying? Go Absurd!
Opening
Absurdity
Spending
an Abstract Summer in Winter’s large purse at the vibrating shopping mall with
millions of lives conscripted to ‘hit the ground running!’
Or
‘A
penny for your thoughts?’
Quote
of the Day
“All
great deeds and all great thoughts have a ridiculous beginning. Great works are
often born on a street corner or in a restaurant's revolving door.”
(Albert
Camus)
An
Absurd World…
A
72-year old grandmother from the UK has been fired after just one day in her
role as ‘Mother Christmas’ for apparently not being festive or theatrical
enough.
"I am upset and
have lost a bit of confidence as I still don’t know what I’ve done wrong.”
Lots
of Bob…
Mrs
Bob liked to Bob with Bob especially on Bob
A
Wise and Foolish Saying That Will Probably Not Catch On…
The
biggest man in the world is also the smallest
Book
Title You Will Probably Never See…
Is
the Room Dark? Or, Am I a Pedagogical Torch With Wings?
Something to Wear
A
Possibly Wise, Possibly Foolish Question…
Is
it better to wear a strait jacket to the lounge room or to the living room?
The
Meaning of Life?
Parasol
Injunctions
Said
No One, Probably Ever…
“There
would be no world, no life, no happiness, no meaning, no etcetera, without paper
work and OH&S”
A
Statistic That Probably Never Was or Will Ever Be…
23%
of people last night said they wanted sardine ice-cream and basil on toast
From
The Great Man Eminem (AKA: Marshall Mathers)…
I
grabbed the last can of chicken tuna
Out the trash can and zoom
I headed straight back to the Neverland Ranch
With a peanut butter, jelly, chicken, tuna sandwich
And I ain't even gotta make no god damn sense
I just did a whole song and I didn't say shit
Out the trash can and zoom
I headed straight back to the Neverland Ranch
With a peanut butter, jelly, chicken, tuna sandwich
And I ain't even gotta make no god damn sense
I just did a whole song and I didn't say shit
(From the song, Rain Man)
“If
the world had any more meaning it would burst!”
Go
Absurd! Exercise:
Stand
in a public spot and say the following to potential ‘customers’:
“Would
you like me to paint a portrait of your pet dog Mildred for only $5.99
including, but wait, there’s more, a set of kitchen steak knives?”
A
Sign You Will Probably Never See…
|
I’M
A
DO-BADDER
|
Remember
Absurd
responsibly. The Buddhist no harm principle applies here. Do not harm
yourself or others when going absurd. (Maybe what I have just written is
absurd?)
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