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Opening
Absurdity
Painting
two stones with one bird is like spending Christmas alone in the nude
and
It’s
alright to cry, kittens have no feelings too
Quote
of the Day
“I have no money, no resources, no hopes. I am the
happiest man alive.”
(Henry Miller)
Packaging/Labels
You Will Most Likely Never See…
This
product is 100% free of human faeces! (well, 99% free)
A
Wise and Foolish Saying That Has Probably Been Said
What
brings you into life brings you out of life
A
Sometimes Cruel and Absurd World…
A
Filipino woman, who initially came to Australia as a tourist, has allegedly
been kept as a SLAVE by a Sydney couple inside their home. At first the woman worked
for the couple as a nanny before they allegedly took away her passport and kept
her working inside the house, only letting her outside when she worked at the
couple’s restaurant under their supervision. This went on for over three years.
Book
Title You Will Probably Never See…
Colouring
In Pages For Invalids
A
Possibly Wise, Possibly Foolish Question…
“Why
can you only be Left or Right Wing? Why not South or North-West Wing?”
The
Meaning of Life?
Academic
Alliteration
Absurd
Metaphor
Like
a Gynaecologist who plays Monopoly
From
The Great Man Bob Dylan…
Look
out kid
Don't
matter what you did
Walk
on your tip toes
Don't
try "No Doz"
Better
stay away from those
That
carry around a fire hose
Keep
a clean nose
Watch
the plain clothes
You
don't need a weather man
To
know which way the wind blows
(From
the song, SUBTERRANEAN HOMESICK BLUES)
“I
wish my commute to work had been longer throughout my 70 years of service to
the corporation. Because that’s the meaning of life – always trying to get somewhere,
always on the way to something, with various obstacles along the way…”
Modern,
and not so modern, Wank
‘Ask
for a raise’, is really just advising someone to continue in slavery
Go
Absurd! Exercise:
Walk
around a public place with a bowl on your head containing cake mix
A
Sign You Will Probably Never See…
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ABLE
BODIED?
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Remember
Absurd
responsibly. The Buddhist no harm principle applies here. Do not harm
yourself or others when going absurd. (Maybe what I have just written is
absurd?)
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