Sponsor’s
Message
Tired
of Dying? Go Absurd!
Opening
Absurdity
If
making love was easy, everyone would do it
and:
Grabbing
the bowels of destiny, she lit a cigarette in her mouth and farted
Quote
of the Day
“Our
intelligence sometimes gives us the courage to do foolish things”
(La
Rochefoucauld)
An
Absurd World…
A
man in Las Vegas was shocked to discover two pigeons with cowboy hats on their
heads as he looked out his car window. One had a red hat and the other grey. At
the time of writing, the culprit had not been found.
An
Absurd Saying That Will Probably Never Be Said…
Three
in the bag is worth two in the hand
Book
Title You Will Probably Never See…
The
Mouths of the Poor are Rich: An Inclusivity Study
The
Meaning of Life?
Obviously,
it is to work hard for a boss
A
Statistic That Probably Never Was or Will Ever Be…
54%
of women were once men, and vice versa
From
the Great Monty Python…
We use only the finest baby frogs, dew
picked and flown from Iraq, cleansed in finest quality spring water, lightly
killed, and then sealed in a succulent Swiss quintuple smooth treble cream milk
chocolate envelope and lovingly frosted with glucose.
(From Monty Python's Flying Circus)
Deathbed Final Words That Were Probably
Never Said
“Please
say, ‘cat on the mat’, fifty times and then say it sixty times in reverse”
Modern,
and not so modern, Wank
“Do
you have a passion for customer service? Then this is the job for you!!”
Wow,
we should be so proud of our ‘progress’, the way we have so cleverly, and not
so cleverly, disguised slavery...
Go
Absurd! Exercise:
Go
to a nudist beach with a friend and walk around with two or three upper layers
of clothing, along with a hat and scarf, but totally naked from the waist down
A
Sign You Will Probably Never See…
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Remember
Absurd
responsibly. The Buddhist no harm principle applies here. Do not harm
yourself or others when going absurd. (Maybe what I have just written is
absurd?)
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