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Quote
of the Day
“The
bounties of space, of infinite outwardness, were three: empty heroics, low
comedy, and pointless death.”
(Kurt Vonnegut, The Siren of Titan)
(Kurt Vonnegut, The Siren of Titan)
An
Absurd World…
A
Mississippi family has had their internal security camera hacked and their 8-year
old daughter taunted by an unknown offender. The camera, set-up in their
daughters’ bedroom, all of a sudden started to play a rendition of Tiny Tim’s, Tiptoe
through the Tulips, while the 8-year old girl was in the room alone. Soon a
male voice was telling her that he was Santa Claus while encouraging her to destroy
the bedroom.
A
Wise and Foolish Saying That Will Probably Never Be Said
The
late bird catches the world
Book
Title You Will Probably Never See…
The
Motives of a Janitor Who Loves Ants
The
Meaning of Life?
To
sunbake next to a canal in Amsterdam
Said
No One, Probably Ever….
“Why
are the rights and wrongs and lefts abominated and cajoled by the world?”
A
Statistic That Probably Never Was or Will Ever Be…
67%
of people worldwide would have a 2-hour enema if their family let them
From
The Great Man Pedro Carolino Who Wrote A Portuguese-English
Phrase Book, using a pair of dictionaries to translate from Portuguese into
French and French into English, Without Speaking Any English…
-
Come in an eating-house
-
How do you like this eating?
-
I will take a glass of brandy at the cherries
(Dialogue 41, page 77)
“Next
time I live, I’ll bring a horse that sings”
Go
Absurd! Exercise:
Walk
around in public with a prominent T-shirt or sign that says,
Clothes
Are
Optional
(laugh
if you agree)
A
Sign You Will Probably Never See…
WILL
YOU
NOT
|
Remember
Absurd
responsibly. The Buddhist no harm principle applies here. Do not harm
yourself or others when going absurd. (Maybe what I have just written is
absurd?)
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