Quote
of the Day
“Life
is fragile and absurd” (Leo Tolstoy)
“…Ignorance.
It consists in not knowing, not understanding, that life is an evil and an
absurdity.” (Leo Tolstoy)
Sponsor’s
Message
Are
you a business looking for an audience and exposure? You won’t get it here
(March, 2020)
Opening
Absurdity
Needless
to say needles need kneading
Coronavirus
101
Her
house was burgled while a bugle player bugled – the only thing taken was a
6-pack of toilet paper
An
Absurd World…
There
is only one thing in the global news today – Coronavirus
or,
more specifically, COVID-19
‘Panic
buying’ is a term used to describe an absurd phenomenon that has led to many
absurd scenarios around the world…
A
Saying That Will Probably Never Be Said
If
it happened, it didn’t happen; if it didn’t happen, it didn’t happen
Book
Title You Will Probably Never See…
How
To Commute To Work While Engaging In Coitus
A
Possibly Wise, Possibly Foolish Question…
Where’s
the toilet paper and spaghetti?
The
Meaning of Life?
Ebbing
and Flowing
Thought
No One, Probably Ever….
I
don’t want to stay home from work for an extended period of time because of the
coronavirus!
A
Statistic That Probably Never Was or Will Ever Be…
92.3%
of the world’s population will read this blog post after it goes viral
From
The Great Man Edward Lear…
There
was an Old Man of Messina,
Whose
daughter was named Opsibeena;
She
wore a small Wig,
And
rode out on a Pig,
To
the perfect delight of Messina.
(From
the Book, Complete Nonsense)
“Socrates
said he knew nothing while I die knowing everything!”
Go
Absurd! Exercise:
Note:
This exercise is to be done inside your house because of the recent outbreak of
COVID-19
Email
a stranger and write in the body of the email, “Hello, are you looking at
this?” Then write, “Well, this is a Go Absurd Exercise so apologies for the
random email”.
A
Sign You Will Probably Never See…
|
OOPS!
FORGOT
I WAS
A VIRGIN!
|
Remember
Absurd
responsibly. The Buddhist no harm principle applies here. Do not harm
yourself or others when going absurd. (Maybe what I have just written is
absurd?)
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