Quote
of the Day
“There
are no exact guidelines. There are probably no guidelines at all. The only
thing I can recommend at this stage is a sense of humor, an ability to see
things in their ridiculous and absurd dimensions, to laugh at others and at
ourselves”
(VACLAV
HAVEL, address upon receiving the Open Society Prize awarded by Central
European University, June 24, 1999)
Sponsor’s
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Sponsor’s
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Opening
Absurdity
Watch
the news, observe the absurdity
Eat
some chocolate, drink some wine
Repeat
An
Absurd World…
A
Wisconsin woman protesting the coronavirus has licked the door handle of a
freezer at a food store while staring at the store manager who at the time was
sanitizing the store.
While
in other news a social media influencer reportedly made a TikTok video of
herself licking a toilet seat in an aeroplane...
From
The Great Man Daniil Kharms…
THE
DIFFERENCE IN HEIGHT
BETWEEN
HUSBAND AND WIFE
HUSBAND:
I spanked my daughter and now I’m going to spank my wife.
WIFE
& DAUGHTER (from behind the door): Bahbahbahbahbahbah!
Moomoomoomoomoomooo!
HUSBAND:
Ivan! Butler???? Ivan!
Enter
Ivan. Ivan has no hands.
IVAN:
At your service!
HUSBAND:
Where are your hands, Ivan?!
IVAN:
In the war years I was bereft of them in the excitement of battle!
(1930-1934)
(From,
Today I Wrote Nothing, page 189)
A
Made Up Saying That’s Not Worth Saying (That’s Why I Am Writing It…)
The
Only Things Worth Remembering Are…?
Book
Title You Will Probably Never See…
Hanging
Out With Corona: An Ethnographic Phenomena
A
Possibly Wise, Possibly Foolish Question(s)…
Where
did I put my Vagina? Where is my Penis?
The
Meaning of Life?
Bacteria
and Viruses
Said
No One, Probably Ever….
“One
word is worth a thousand pictures. Porno.”
A
Statistic That Probably Never Was or Will Ever Be…
57.21%
of all people laugh at the sight of a horse if they are lying down (the person and
the horse)
“I
should have made swimming costumes in the nude. That is my EPIPHANY”
Go
Absurd! Exercise:
Make
a TikTok video where you say “Hello Mr Mama Seven Times…GO ABSURD!!” repeatedly
for 90 seconds
A
Sign You May Never See…
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DON’T
READ
THIS!
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Remember
Absurd
responsibly. The Buddhist no harm principle applies here. Do not harm
yourself or others when going absurd. (Maybe what I have just written is
absurd?)
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