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ABSURD!
Opening
Absurdity
X: “Excuse my excuse me but where’s the nearest absurdity?”
Y: “Just over there, here, next to you, on you, inside you, way over there, and
you’re looking right at it!”
Quote
of the Day
“Marry,
and you will regret it; don’t marry, you will also regret it; marry or don’t
marry, you will regret it either way. Laugh at the world’s foolishness, you
will regret it; weep over it, you will regret that too; laugh at the world’s foolishness
or weep over it, you will regret both. Believe a woman, you will regret it;
believe her not, you will also regret it… Hang yourself, you will regret it; do
not hang yourself, and you will regret that too; hang yourself or don’t hang
yourself, you’ll regret it either way; whether you hang yourself or do not hang
yourself, you will regret both. This, gentlemen, is the essence of all
philosophy.”
(Søren Kierkegaard)
(Søren Kierkegaard)
A
Saying Not Worth Saying That I Made Up And Am Saying Anyway...
Does
the chicken lay the egg or does the egg lay the chicken?
A
Cruel and Absurd World…
A
15-year-old girl has died after eating nachos with chicken and a few hours
later haemorrhaging from the lungs and going into cardiac arrest. A post mortem
found this was a freak accident:
“her
lungs may have bled because of ‘obstruction by food particles’ that could have
been caused by stomach acid being brought back up and swallowed back down the
wrong way.”
Book
Title You Will Probably Never See…
How
to Walk 2 Steps in 3 Days When You Can Walk So Much More
An
Absurd Analogy or an Analogy that is Absurd?
Like
an aeroplane with sexual needs…
The
Meaning of Life?
Meaning
of meaning of Meaning...
Said
No One, Probably Ever….
“I
didn’t realise you weren’t realising the blue soup on stilts”
A
Statistic That Probably Never Was or Will Ever Be…
Yesterday,
only 1.1% of the world population excreted faeces
I
have the teeth-ache…I think that is a bad tooth; please you to examine my
mouth?... I shall you neat also your mouth, and you could care entertain it
clean, for to preserve the mamel of the teeth; I could give you a opiate for to
strengthen the gums. I thank you; I prefer the only means, which is to rinse the
mouth with some water, or a little brandy.
(from
page 73, dialogue 36. ‘With a dentist’, of the book, English As She Is Spoke)
“You
all need to promise me that you will masturbate every day for the rest of your
lives!”
Go
Absurd! Exercise:
Do
a cartwheel in front of an auctioneer in the middle of an important auction
A
Sign You Will Probably Never See…
|
DON’T
DO
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Remember
Absurd
responsibly. The Buddhist no harm principle applies here. Do not harm
yourself or others when going absurd. (Maybe what I have just written is
absurd?)
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