Quote
of the Day
“I
like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient
in living, it’s a way of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope.
Which is what I do, and that enables you to laugh at life’s realities.” (Dr.
Seuss, AKA, Theodor Seuss "Ted" Geisel)
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Are
you absurd or are you absurd? Are you not absurd or are you not absurd? Does it
matter? Go Absurd!
Opening
Absurdity
She
said, “you don’t absurd me!”
So
I replied, “you absurd what you receive”
And
I added, “you receive what you absurd”
She
replied by eating a chocolate éclair
I
replied by eating a cabbage
She
replied by masturbating
I
couldn’t reply… I was stubborn
A
Saying That Will Probably Never Be Said
People
make People; Unpeople make Unpeople
A
Sometimes Cruel and Absurd World…
The
New Yorker delves into the story of an American missionary called by God to help
others in Uganda… She quickly becomes immersed in giving medical aide which she
isn’t trained to give and without any relevant knowledge or experience in this
area. This results in many deaths…
“She’d
felt called to Africa to help the needy, and she believed that it was Jesus’
will for her to treat malnourished children.”
Book
Title You Will Probably Never See…
How
To Inject a Polio Vaccine Into Your Abdomen While Intoxicated
The
Meaning of Life?
Giving
a liturgy to Baristas and Barristers while drinking a latte
Said
No One, Probably Ever….
“Did
you see the miracle status eat its bell on the moon?”
A
Statistic That Probably Never Was or Will Ever Be…
22.2%
of people eat peanut butter while naked and denouncing politics, at least once
a week
From
The Great Man Dr. Seuss (AKA Theodor Seuss “Ted” Geisel)…
Oh,
the jobs people work at! Out west near Hawtch-Hawtch there's a Hawtch-Hawtcher
bee watcher, his job is to watch. Is to keep both his eyes on the lazy town
bee, a bee that is watched will work harder you see. So he watched and he
watched, but in spite of his watch that bee didn't work any harder not mawtch.
So then somebody said "Our old bee-watching man just isn't bee watching as
hard as he can, he ought to be watched by another Hawtch-Hawtcher! The thing
that we need is a bee-watcher-watcher!". Well, the bee-watcher-watcher
watched the bee-watcher. He didn't watch well so another Hawtch-Hawtcher had to
come in as a watch-watcher-watcher! And now all the Hawtchers who live in
Hawtch-Hawtch are watching on watch watcher watchering watch, watch watching
the watcher who's watching that bee. You're not a Hawtch-Watcher you're lucky
you see!
(From, Did I Ever Tell You How Lucky You Are?)
(From, Did I Ever Tell You How Lucky You Are?)
“I
just had an epiphany! To live you must live. And to die you must…”
Go
Absurd! Exercise:
1.
Go out your front door in your best business
attire
2.
Wait
for people to walk past
3.
When
they do walk past, loudly announce, “I’m extremely professional! Can you please
authorise and certify that statement?”
A
Sign You Will Probably Never See…
|
WHAT
IS
THERE?
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Remember
Absurd
responsibly. The Buddhist no harm principle applies here. Do not harm
yourself or others when going absurd. (Maybe what I have just written is
absurd?)
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