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“If we could teach geography to the carrier pigeon, its unconscious flight, which finds its goal straightaway, would immediately become an impossibility” (Carl Gustav Carus)

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Opening Absurdity

There is more men on the moon
Than man on the moon
Isn’t that enough to teach us
To live?
astronaut standing on moon beside U.S.A. flag
Photo by NASA on Unsplash
An Absurd World...

A woman in Georgia has thrown a bottle of faeces and urine into a Taco Bell drive-thru window, reportedly leaning from a rear passenger window to do so. Before throwing the bottle, she is said to have squeezed some of the contents towards the drive-thru.


A Wise and Foolish Saying That Will Probably Never Be Said

A ‘Tug of War’ is an analogy for life

Book Title You Will Probably Never See…

Driving Mr Daisy: The Politically Corrected Version

The Meaning of Life?

Saying ‘Om’

Said No One, Probably Ever….

“Did you ever wonder why the world is a better place with me in it? Me neither but I know that nearly all the people in the world have thought of it and me at some point in time.”

A Statistic That Probably Never Was or Will Ever Be…

73.3% of people wake up in the morning and say “yeah!” before crying themselves back to sleep 

From The Great Man Charles Bukowski

Early evening traffic was beginning to clog the avenue with cars. The sun slanted down behind him. Harry glanced at the drivers of the cars. They seemed unhappy. The world was unhappy. People were in the dark. People were terrified and disappointed. People were caught in traps. People were defensive and frantic. They felt as if their lives were being wasted. And they were right
(from his short story, The Life of A Bum)
piled assorted-title book collection

“How about a game of tennis in the nude? My shout!”

Go Absurd! Exercise:

Go for a jog through your neighbourhood and loudly sing, “All the lonely people, where do they all come from?”

A Sign You Will Probably Never See…

MERCI
FOR
COMING

Remember

Absurd responsibly. The Buddhist no harm principle applies here. Do not harm yourself or others when going absurd. (Maybe what I have just written is absurd?)

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