Quote
of the Day
“Absurdity
is a great method of reflecting back on the world how stupid it is” (Joshua
Ladgrove, comedian)
Sponsor’s
Message
Pataphysics:
a
supposed branch of philosophy or science that studies imaginary phenomena
beyond the realm of metaphysics; the science of imaginary solutions.
Opening
Absurdity
“I
am dying beyond my means”
(Oscar
Wilde reportedly said this cheerfully on his deathbed when ordering up
Champagne, despite being in debt at the time)
An
Absurd World…
A 65-year old New Zealand Woman has married herself, being one of five women on the day to do so, all saying "I do" in front of a full-length mirror of themselves.
Self-Marriage, or Sologamy, has been gaining popularity since the 1990's when an American woman in 1993 married herself in front of 7 bridesmaids and 75 family and friends.
https://www.nowtolove.co.nz/lifestyle/weddings/genie-em-the-kiwi-bride-who-has-married-herself-44547
Book
Title You Will Probably Never See…
How
to Have An Orgasm With Your Eyes Closed: A Beginner’s Guide to Pornography and
Beyond
The
Meaning of Life?
Not
to ask what the meaning of life is
Said
No One, Probably Ever….
“My
my my, what a big small lettuce leaf you have there! Does it come in different
shapes and sizes? Does it regurgitate food?”
Photo by Markus Spiske on Unsplash
A
Statistic That Probably Never Was or Will Ever Be…
23.2345%
of people yesterday reported feeling dizzy when walking up a short flight of
stairs while singing a nursery rhyme
From
The Great Man Fernando Pessoa…
I’ve
never known if it was my sensibility that was too much for my intelligence, or
my intelligence that was too much for my sensibility. I’ve always been late,
I’m not sure if for the former or for the latter, or perhaps for both, or
perhaps it was the third thing that was late
(From,
The Book of Disquiet)
“Finally,
I will soon be waking from the restless dream that I though was my life”
Go
Absurd! Exercise:
Kick
a football repeatedly, for 30 minutes, around a public oval while singing
loudly the same one song…
A
Sign You Will Probably Never See…
|
WELL,
YOU
WERE
|
Remember
Absurd
responsibly. The Buddhist no harm principle applies here. Do not harm
yourself or others when going absurd. (Maybe what I have just written is
absurd?)
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