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Go Absurd 95 – What Did You Expect?

 

“…because this blog* is absurd, I love it; because it is useless, I want to give it away; and because wanting to give it to you serves no purpose, I give it to you…”

(Fernando Pessoa, The Book of Disquiet)

*book (in the original quote from Pessoa)


Quote of the Day


“When you're in the shit up to your neck, there's nothing left to do but sing.”

(Samuel Beckett)


An Absurd World…


Three men from the UK were recently trapped in a tumble dryer, with one of the men having to be rushed to hospital

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/13070026/men-trapped-industrial-tumble-dryer/

 

A Wise and Foolish Saying That Will Probably Never Be Said


Two birds in the hole is worth one in the ground


Book Title You Will Probably Never See…


Platitudes For The Penis: Hard Words To Ejaculate Into Your Daily Discourse


A Possibly Wise, Possibly Foolish Question…


Is that an apocalypse on your shoulder?


The Meaning of Life?


Entering and Exiting

Said No One, Probably Ever….


“The cleaning bill is dirty due to decay or was it foul play?”


A Statistic That Probably Never Was or Will Ever Be…


23.999% of all animals, precisely at 11.59pm, decided they were human


From The Great Man Fernando Pessoa


“You are no doubt asking me, within yourselves, what meaning these sentences have. Don’t make that mistake. Say goodbye to the childish error of asking words and things what they mean. Nothing means anything.”

(From, The Book of Disquiet)

 

Deathbed Final Words That Were Probably Never Said


“The most valuable thing you will ever receive is a sneeze… achoo!”


Go Absurd! Exercise:


Before exiting a nightclub loudly exclaim,

“Mommy/Mummy we NEED to get home!”


A Sign You Will Probably Never See…


EAT

DRINK

FORGET

THIS


Remember


Absurd responsibly. The Buddhist no harm principle applies here. Do not harm yourself or others when going absurd. (Maybe what I have just written is absurd?)

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