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Go Absurd 100 – 100 Times Pointless


“…because this blog* is absurd, I love it; because it is useless, I want to give it away; and because wanting to give it to you serves no purpose, I give it to you…”

(Fernando Pessoa, The Book of Disquiet)

*book (in the original quote from Pessoa)


Quote of the Day


“The warrior's nobility is like a prostitute's smile, the truth of which is self-interest”

(Georges Bataille)

 

An Absurd World…


A man named Adolf Hitler has won a local council election in Namibia but doesn’t see what all the fuss is with his name…


https://www.euronews.com/2020/12/04/adolf-hitler-has-won-a-local-council-election-in-namibia


A Wise and Foolish Saying That Will Probably Never Be Said


12 wrongs don’t make a right, unless you are left


Book Title You Will Probably Never See…


The 12-Step Guide to Standing Still: Eliminating All Steps to Indulge The Circle



A Possibly Wise, Possibly Foolish Question…


What does meaning have to do with meaning?


The Meaning of Life?


To spit and/or swallow


Said No One, Probably Ever….


“What’s mine is yours and yours is hers and hers is thems and thems is Clem and Clem is eating a shirt”.


A Statistic That Probably Never Was or Will Ever Be…


23.3799999% of all people just yelled out, “jelly!” while eating jelly and watching an X-rated movie

 


From The Great Man Bob Dylan


She said that all the railroad men
Just drink up your blood like wine.
And I said, “Oh, I didn't know that,
But then again, there's only one I've met
And he just smoked my eyelids
And punched my cigarette”


(From, Stuck Inside of Mobile With the Memphis Blues Again)


Deathbed Final Words That May Have Been Said?


“Life is an eternal now, and now I am…”


Go Absurd! Exercise:


Climb a tree (that is easy to climb) and exclaim,

“Now I am closer to God!”


A Sign You Will Probably Never See…


REMEMBER MY

MY

MY?


Remember


Absurd responsibly. The Buddhist no harm principle applies here. Do not harm yourself or others when going absurd. (Maybe what I have just written is absurd?)

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