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Go Absurd 101 – Where People Come to Go

 


“…because this blog* is absurd, I love it; because it is useless, I want to give it away; and because wanting to give it to you serves no purpose, I give it to you…”

(Fernando Pessoa, The Book of Disquiet)

*book (in the original quote from Pessoa)


Quote of the Day


“…But all of that is nonsense now; so is life itself.” (Arthur Rimbaud, writing in one of his letters…)


An Absurd World…


A COVID-19 inspired art work completed by Banksy on the side wall of a house in Bristol could be worth up to 5 million pounds…

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/13437327/new-banksy-graffiti-woman-sneezing-worth-5-million/


A Wise and Foolish Saying That Will Probably Never Be Said…


It’s like the pot calling the kettle for a booty call


Book Title You Will Probably Never See…


The Pornographic Story Of A Woman and Man Who Lived On Their Knees: NOW in 3D!!


A Possibly Wise, Possibly Foolish Question…


Do donkeys’ have ears when they fornicate?

 

The Meaning of Life?


Making problems to solve


Said No One, Probably Ever….


“Nice feet orange juice girl or was it the feat you just achieved while masticating?”


A Statistic That Probably Never Was or Will Ever Be…


99.989% of all people that have ever lived have, at some point in their lives, patted an elephant while singing their national anthem


From The Great Man Daniil Kharms

“Madeleine, you’ve grown too cold to lie alone beneath a bush a youth bows down over you with a face as hot as Tibet. The pilot has grown old along the way. He waves his hands—but doesn’t fly he moves his legs—but doesn’t go waves once or twice and falls then lies for years without decay Poor Madeleine grieves a braid she weaves. and chases idle dreams away.”

(From, Today I Wrote Nothing)


Deathbed Final Words That Were Probably Never Said


“This is how it all started. I was naked. And then it ended”


Go Absurd! Exercise:


Jump in front of someone and exclaim,

“Did I just startle you?”


A Sign You Will Probably Never See…


GIVE

UP

DOWN


Remember


Absurd responsibly. The Buddhist no harm principle applies here. Do not harm yourself or others when going absurd. (Maybe what I have just written is absurd?)

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