“…because
this blog* is absurd, I love it; because it is useless, I want to give it away;
and because wanting to give it to you serves no purpose, I give it to you…”
(Fernando
Pessoa, The Book of Disquiet)
*book
(in the original quote from Pessoa)
Quote
of the Day
“Let
us make everything an absurdity and turn all our sterile hours into pure
futilities.” (Fernando Pessoa)
An
Absurd World…
Fans
of classic British sitcom, Dad’s Army, were recently given a ‘discriminatory
language warning’ by the BBC before the sitcom’s 1971 movie was played. The
list of historic sitcoms and TV show’s to be censored, cancelled, or given
warnings has been growing fast in recent times…
https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/13638627/dads-army-bbc-discriminatory-language-warning/
A
Wise and Foolish Saying That Will Probably Never Be Said
How
fish and birds mix together is what life is
Book
Title You Will Probably Never See…
Alternative
Methods to Masturbation and Crying: A Buyer’s Guide
A
Possibly Wise, Possibly Foolish Question…
Do
you eat syrup with crumpets while scrupulously filling in your work performance
chart?
The Meaning of Life?
What?
Said
No One, Probably Ever….
“To
eat cake on the hands is an immortal sin that Pythagoras no doubt worked out.”
A
Statistic That Probably Never Was or Will Ever Be…
33.394%
of 50.55% of the population, go around saying that they are naked and/or nude
From
The Great Man Samuel Beckett…
“But
what does it amount to? Howling, soughing, moaning, sighing. What I would have
liked was hammer strokes, bang bang bang, clanging in the desert. I let farts
to be sure, but hardly ever a real crack, they oozed out with a sucking noise,
melted in the mighty never. I don’t know how long I stayed there. I was very
snug in my box, I must say.”
(From,
The End)
Deathbed Final Words That Were Probably
Never Said
If
life had been any easier I would have melted like ice-cream on a Summer’s day!”
Go
Absurd! Exercise:
In
a public medical waiting room loudly announce,
“Where
did I put that solid gold medical divider that parts the seven seas?”
A
Sign You Will Probably Never See…
|
DID YOU? WHATEVER… |
Remember
Absurd
responsibly. The Buddhist no harm principle applies here. Do not harm
yourself or others when going absurd. (Maybe what I have just written is
absurd?)
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