“…because
this blog* is absurd, I love it; because it is useless, I want to give it away;
and because wanting to give it to you serves no purpose, I give it to you…”
(Fernando
Pessoa, The Book of Disquiet)
*book
(in the original quote from Pessoa)
Quote
of the Day
“For
in me there have always been two fools, among others, one asking nothing better
than to stay where he is and the other imagining that life might be slightly
less horrible a little further on.”
(Samuel Beckett, Molloy,
Malone Dies, The Unnamable)
A
Wise and Foolish Saying That Will Probably Never Be Said
When
Danger appears,
Take
out the D,
To
get Anger
A
Sometimes Cruel and Absurd World…
A
girl in India has died after being accidently knocked into a river by a tourist.
She had reportedly been taking selfies, like many other locals and tourists,
before the incident occurred
https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/13741824/girl-dies-taking-selfie-accidentally-knocked-river-india/
Book
Title You Will Probably Never See…
Fornicating
For The First Time: A Beginner’s Guide to Luck (with a special introduction
produced by artificial intelligence)
The
Meaning of Life?
Going
down and up and sideways and yada yada yada…
Said
No One, Probably Ever….
“Majority
Minority both start with M, M, M, M, Mom, Mum, Mumma, Orange Cheese.”
A
Statistic That Probably Never Was or Will Ever Be…
83.6723%
of all people drive very large automobiles while dreaming of Sweden and nude
ladies
From
The Great Man Bob Dylan…
“Oh,
where have you been, my blue-eyed son?
Oh, where have you been, my darling young one?
I’ve stumbled on the side of twelve misty mountains
I’ve walked and I’ve crawled on six crooked highways
I’ve stepped in the middle of seven sad forests
I’ve been out in front of a dozen dead oceans
I’ve been ten thousand miles in the mouth of a graveyard
And it’s a hard, and it’s a hard, it’s a hard, and it’s a hard
And it’s a hard rain’s a-gonna fall”
(From
the start of the song, A Hard Rain’s A-Gonna Fall, From the album, The
Free Wheelin’ Bob Dylan)
Deathbed Final Words That Were Probably
Never Said…
“If only I’d
written more pornographic blog posts!”
Go
Absurd! Exercise:
Lie
in the middle of a sidewalk/footpath and loudly exclaim,
“Everything
comes to those who wait!”
A
Sign You Will Probably Never See…
|
YOU WILL WHAT WHAT? |
Remember
Absurd
responsibly. The Buddhist no harm principle applies here. Do not harm
yourself or others when going absurd. (Maybe what I have just written is
absurd?)
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