“…because this blog* is absurd, I love it; because it is useless, I want to give it away; and because wanting to give it to you serves no purpose, I give it to you…”
(Fernando Pessoa, The Book of Disquiet)
*book (in the original quote from Pessoa)
Quote of the Day
“Death is there as irrefutable proof of the absurdity of life”
(Andre Malraux)
A Wise and Foolish Saying That Will Probably Never Be Said...
The mountains never say ever nor never
A Sometimes Cruel and Absurd World…
A New Orleans man has been killed after meeting a stranger who, the New Orleans man thought, was going to purchase a dirt bike from him for $2,750. The men had communicated with each other about a potential sale through Facebook Marketplace
Book Title You Will Probably Never See…
A Courtyard to Bullshit and Oblivion: An Oblivion’s Story
The Meaning of Life?
Yesterday, Today, Tomorrow
Said No One, Probably Ever….
“Going to the field marshal's daughter to buy a trench in the trench coat shop. How say you?”
A Statistic That Probably Never Was or Will Ever Be…
14.43% of people love 98.2% of people who 88.333% of the time watch sheep
From The Great Woman Leonora Carrington…
The skeleton was as happy as a madman whose straightjacket had been taken off. He felt liberated at being able to walk without flesh. The mosquitoes didn't bite him anymore. He didn't have to have his hair cut. He was neither hungry nor thirsty, hot nor cold. He was far from the lizard of love.
(From, The Seventh Horse And Other Tales )
Deathbed Final Words That Were Probably Never Said
“Where’s the cookie bag jar gone? Did you masticate it?”
Go Absurd! Exercise:
Call out in a public place,
“anyone for twister in the nude?”
A Sign You Will Probably Never See…
GO
TO THE
BANK
WANK
Remember
Absurd responsibly. The Buddhist no harm principle applies here. Do not harm yourself or others when going absurd. (Maybe what I have just written is absurd?)
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