Go Absurd Number 2

Opening Absurdity

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What was the tree crazy shy sun peeking at? Especially in the moon dripped pedagogical 22^nd century vision? A metaphological answer?

Quote of the Day

“Never underestimate the healing power of silliness and absurdity.”
(Steve Maraboli)

What The?

In 2014 it was reported in the UK’s Daily Mail that a man from Wales was commuting 6 hours a day to and from work. A 366-mile round trip. His alarm going off around 3am each morning for a 6.30am start before working up to 12 hours and doing it all over again.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2547962/Britains-worst-commute-Father-SIX-HOUR-round-trip-work-day-clocking-100-000-miles-year.html

Yet More Absurdity…

Oh yes the highly educated doves painted the fence with their beaks to make an impresario over the noise of the café scene which was shunting its tails until midnight. The paint faded into a safety officer standing on tiptoes while crouching for a bundle of beans that were stage frightened and adverse to mochacino's. No

Modern Wank

Hit the ground running

Definition from Cambridge Dictionary:

informal

​to immediately work hard and successfully at a new activity

https://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/english/hit-the-ground-running

Common phrase used in Job advertisements

Somethingto Wear

https://teespring.com/failure-2019

Remember

Absurd responsibly. The Buddhist no harm principle applies here. Do not harm yourself or others when going absurd. (Maybe what I have just written is absurd?)