Go Absurd

  Quote of the Day “Many people are bored with life, irritated by the human condition, exhausted from suffering, tired of living. For those for whom life is too long, a longer life would be worse and, quite possibly, more absurd. For some, however, life seems too long because it's too short, meaning life is rendered so absurd by being short that even a short absurd life feels too long because it is pointless. A life made absurd because it is too short would be rendered less absurd if it were significantly longer.” (Rivka Weinberg) Sponsor’s Message No Money To Sponsor This Sh.. SHOW! A Sometimes Cruel and Absurd World… A 10-year-old British boy has endured 4 hospital treatments, and faces years of scarring, after being exposed to a toxic hogweed plant while walking with family https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/12511154/hogweed-schoolboy-scarring-toxic-years-family-walk-cheshire/ Book Title You Will Probably Never See… Going Under: This Is NOT A Book About Going Down  

  Quote of the Day “The Bible says, ‘Love thy neighbor’.” “That could mean to leave him alone.” (Charles Bukowski, Factotum) Sponsor’s Quote “Plato defined a slave as one who accepts from another the purposes which control his conduct.” (John Dewey) A Cruel and Absurd World… An Australian woman’s face was burnt off on a camping trip after a gust of wind pushed the deckchair she was snoozing on into the nearby campfire which she landed headfirst in https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/12445753/teacher-face-burned-off-wind-blew-deckchair-snoozing-in-into-campfire/ Book Title You Will Probably Never See… The Art of Excretion: A Scientist Responds to an Interdisciplinary Discussion on The Metaphysical Properties of Elephants A Wise and Foolish Saying That Will Probably Never Be Said… Don’t count your counting before you count Out of Context Conversation? “It shouldn’t get much bigger…” The Meaning of Life? Faces and Heads A Face Mask to Wea

  Quote of the Day “In the afterlife, we’ll sit around talking about the good old days, when we wished that we were dead.”   (Samuel Beckett) Sponsor’s Message Give me money, lots of it, now! From Dadaist Legend, Dada Tzara… “What I like most in life is money and women. But I have very little money and am very unlucky in love” (Tristan Tzara)   A Sometimes Cruel and Absurd World… A 22-year old man from Scotland has been left in a coma after a bulldog named Biggie Smalls ripped off and ate his genitals. The man had apparently applied peanut butter to his crotch area only moments before the attack https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/man-who-genitals-ripped-eaten-13520910 Book Title You Will Probably Never See… Doctor Genitals: An A to Z Guide On What’s Down There! A Wise and Foolish Saying That Will Probably Never Be Said A woman arrives; a man descends; and vice versa The Meaning of Life? Symbols, Characters, Letters, and, Wo

Quote of the Day “Nothing, in fact, is as universal or as ancient as the iniquitous and absurd.” (MIKHAIL BAKUNIN,  God and the State ) Sponsor’s Message As I Write This, Money Floats Away… A Wise and Foolish Saying That Will Probably Never Be Said Too many ears cut the noise   A Sometimes Cruel and Absurd World… A factory worker in North Yorkshire has won a harassment claim after being bullied by colleagues who went as far as putting poo inside her lunchbox and urinating in her work boots https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/12303010/factory-worker-poo-in-womans-lunchbox-urine-harassment/ Book Title You Will Probably Never See… Caressing The Monsters In Your Pants – Part 4: A Thorough Analytical Report From The Laboratory A Possibly Wise, Possibly Foolish Question… Was that the answer you didn’t want for the question you didn’t ask? The Meaning of Life? Incarceration   Said No One, Probably Ever…. “You do know that you hav

Quote of the Day “Illness is primarily a drama, and it should be possible to enjoy it as well as to suffer it. I see now why the Romantics were so fond of illness – the sick man sees everything as metaphor. In this phase I’m infatuated with my cancer. It stinks of revelation.” (Anatole Broyard) Opening Absurdity If there were more caravans in the world there would be caravans galore and the world would be full of great words (and caravans) A Wise and Foolish Saying That Will Probably Never Be Said To ‘take the cake’, is to give the cake meaning A Sometimes Cruel, Disturbing, and Absurd World… A British man has been sentenced after being caught on CCTV sexually assaulting two horses with a paint brush which he also allegedly sniffed and licked https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/man-33-caught-sexually-assaulting-22445512 Book Title You Will Probably Never See… How To Be Metaphorical In An Emergency: A Lion Is About To Eat You!   A Possibly