Go Absurd

Sponsor’s Message Real Or Not Real It Would Still Be Absurd GO ABSURD! Opening Absurdity Get up to them hills and shave the grass ‘till dawn, so you can tell everyone you shaved them and if they don’t believe you take a selfie and filter it for Instagram with a hint of light green grass in the background Quote of the Day “I am nothing I’ll never be anything. I couldn’t want to be something. Apart from that, I have in me all the dreams of the world” (Fernando Pessoa)   An Absurd World… A British man has been arrested and thrown into an Egyptian jail after lightly patting the back of an airport security officer. Although not yet formally charged he has been accused of sexual assault. “He was being patted down by a male officer during a final check when the father of four ‘gently patted the officer's back,’ and was detained, according to a Facebook page set up to call for his release” https://news.sky.com/story/brit

Sponsor’s Message Dying to Live? GO ABSURD! Opening Absurdity I once went home and found myself in the bathroom creating punchlines to throw into cream pies I slid off the roof into a traditional clown swoon Quote of the Day “One can show one's contempt for the cruelty and stupidity of the world by making of one's life a poem of incoherence and absurdity.” (Alfred Jarry) A Saying That Has Probably Never Been Said… Where there’s tomato, there’s fruit   Something to Wear https://teespring.com/en-GB/OUTRAGED Book Title You Will Probably Never See… A History of Door Knobs in Only 5 Words! A Possibly Wise, Possibly Foolish Question… Is catty style the opposite of doggy style? The Meaning of Life? Digital Sex Said No One, Probably Ever…. “Why do my cheeks always swoon at the sight of your genitalia?” A Statistic That Probably Never Was or Will Ever Be… 97.4% of people who have gum disease

Sponsor’s Message Reading This, or Not Reading This, is Absurd. GO ABSURD! Opening Absurdity Constipated with fear? Jump on a trampoline until all the excrement exits you. You’re Welcome! Quote of the Day “And therefore I looked down into the great pity of a person’s life on this earth. I don’t mean that we all end up dead, that’s not the great pity. I mean that he couldn’t tell me what he was dreaming, and I couldn’t tell him what was real.” (Denis Johnson, Jesus’ Son) An Absurd World… A 13-year-old Russian girl aiming to become a top social media influencer has been greatly assisted in her goal with the recent news that she is pregnant to her 10-year-old boyfriend. Naturally, this news has attracted world-wide attention and has been helped along by the girl tagging her social media posts #Pregnantat13. She is currently looking for sponsors https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/girl-13-pregnant-10-year-21440468 A Wise and Foolish Saying Th

Sponsor’s Message Why do I bother? Go Absurd! Opening Absurdity The distinguished sergeant said something… it was important… it might have been about cabbages… I can’t remember… Quote of the Day "A man is talking on the telephone behind a glass partition; you cannot hear him, but you see his incomprehensible dumb show: you wonder why he is alive." (Albert Camus) A Saying That Has Probably Been Said When all is said and done, nothing is said and done A Cruel and Absurd World… An Australian woman has died on Australia Day after choking on a lamington in a lamington-eating competition and suffering a seizure. “This lady shovelled the lamington into her mouth with no restraint….inhaled the coconut and arrested”, a witness reported. https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/food/eat/woman-dies-after-choking-in-lamingtoneating-competition-on-australia-day/news-story/83f181567724eee63d3ae7860ce32db6 Book Title You Will Probably Never See…