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Message
Real
Or Not Real
It
Would Still Be Absurd
GO
ABSURD!
Opening
Absurdity
Get
up to them hills
and
shave the grass
‘till
dawn, so you
can
tell everyone
you
shaved them
and
if they don’t
believe
you
take
a selfie
and
filter it for Instagram
with
a hint of light
green
grass in the background
Quote
of the Day
“I
am nothing
I’ll
never be anything.
I
couldn’t want to be something.
Apart
from that, I have in me all the dreams of the world”
(Fernando
Pessoa)
An
Absurd World…
A
British man has been arrested and thrown into an Egyptian jail after lightly
patting the back of an airport security officer. Although not yet formally
charged he has been accused of sexual assault.
“He
was being patted down by a male officer during a final check when the father of
four ‘gently patted the officer's back,’ and was detained, according to a
Facebook page set up to call for his release”
A
Wise and Foolish Saying That Will Probably Never Be Said
The
only thing perfect in perfection is the word
Book
Title You Will Probably Never See…
Do
Bees Come in Circles?
A
Possibly Wise, Possibly Foolish Question…
Is
it rude to curtsy to the Queen while urinating and imitating good manners?
The
Meaning of Life?
Hollering
in a dark corner
Said
No One, Probably Ever….
“I
say per-michael, what is Per-Michael? Per? Michael?”
A
Statistic That Probably Never Was or Will Ever Be…
Yesterday,
23.3% of people remembered that the sun didn’t rise yesterday
From
The Great Man Bob Dylan…
They’ll stone ya when you’re at the breakfast
table
They’ll stone ya when you are young and able
They’ll stone ya when you’re tryin’ to make a buck
They’ll stone ya and then they’ll say, “good luck”
They’ll stone ya when you are young and able
They’ll stone ya when you’re tryin’ to make a buck
They’ll stone ya and then they’ll say, “good luck”
(From
the song, Rainy Day Women #12 & 35)
“If
you are passionate and work hard, you too could end up dead like me!”
Go
Absurd! Exercise:
“It
wasn’t supposed to be like this Mildred!”
You
will loudly exclaim as you enter a busy restaurant or cafe
A
Sign You Will Probably Never See…
|
DID
IT
WOO?
|
Remember
Absurd
responsibly. The Buddhist no harm principle applies here. Do not harm
yourself or others when going absurd. (Maybe what I have just written is
absurd?)
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