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Go Absurd 115 – Where People Come For No Reason

“… because this blog* is absurd, I love it; because it is useless, I want to give it away; and because wanting to give it to you serves no purpose, I give it to you…” (Fernando Pessoa,The Book of Disquiet) *book (in the original quote from Pessoa) Quote of the Day “A word and everything is saved. A word and all is lost.” (André Breton) A Wise and Foolish Saying That Will Probably Never Be Said... Teach the villains to speak and they will listen A Sometimes Cruel and Absurd World… A 10-year-old girl and her dog have suffered painful burns after walking into dry ice dumped in an alleyway that looked like snow https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/15170142/girl-dog-burns-dry-ice-dumped/ Book Title You Will Probably Never See… Bananas in Paradise – A Metaphorical Review Of Apples The Meaning of Life? up and down, up and down, up and down, up and down… Said No One, Probably Ever…. “Did you say it was a peasant’s farm bequeathed by the master of the apple

Go Absurd 114 – Where Everything And Nothing Come Together

“… because this blog* is absurd, I love it; because it is useless, I want to give it away; and because wanting to give it to you serves no purpose, I give it to you…” (Fernando Pessoa,The Book of Disquiet) *book (in the original quote from Pessoa) Quote of the Day “It's a beautiful thing, the destruction of words.” (George Orwell) A Wise and Foolish Saying That Will Probably Never Be Said... Don't reach for the stars, Don't reach for the moon, Reach for the nearest Meme Coin A Sometimes Cruel and Absurd World… In everyone's worst nightmare, an Austrian pensioner has had the wrong leg amputated and will now have to live with both legs removed instead of just one. https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/15024123/austrian-patient-wrong-leg-removed/ Book Title You Will Probably Never See… The Hope Of A Blubber Fish Studying For His Thesis In Utero: A Beginner's Guide The Meaning of Life? Mardi Gras Absurd Question Have you deceived yourself firml

Go Absurd 113 – A Waste of Wasting

“… because this blog* is absurd, I love it; because it is useless, I want to give it away; and because wanting to give it to you serves no purpose, I give it to you…” (Fernando Pessoa,The Book of Disquiet) *book (in the original quote from Pessoa) Quote of the Day “We are all born mad. Some remain so.” (Samuel Beckett) A Wise and Foolish Saying That Will Probably Never Be Said... To be churlish in High School is to be foolish at School A Sometimes Cruel and Absurd World… Two women in the UK have been left with severe burns after a man poured ethanol on a portable heater they were next to 'for a laugh'. https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/pub-heater-set-mum-fire-24048423 Book Title You Will Probably Never See… Banana In The Rough: A Literature Review From January 1905 to March 1906 The Meaning of Life? Why bother asking? Said No One, Probably Ever…. “They are the mostest and mosterest of all-time! Do they come in Grey and Gray shorts? I

Go Absurd 112 – We Are What We Wee?

“… because this blog* is absurd, I love it; because it is useless, I want to give it away; and because wanting to give it to you serves no purpose, I give it to you…” (Fernando Pessoa,The Book of Disquiet) *book (in the original quote from Pessoa) Quote of the Day "To suffer is the great modality of taking the world seriously" (E.M. Cioran) A Wise and Foolish Saying That Will Probably Never Be Said... To find peach in the trees is like swimming to the moon A Sometimes Absurd World… A civil servant in Italy who, unnoticed, did not turn up to work for 15 years, was paid £464,000 over that same time period https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/worldnews/14729914/hospital-employee-skipped-work-for-15-years/ Book Title You Will Probably Never See… Do The Dishes Daddy: A Recycling Guide To Poo The Meaning of Life? Hahaha – Life of Meaning – Hahaha Said No One, Probably Ever…. “Where's the weather in that? I thought at least a storm would beguile you

Go Absurd 111 – Where Truth Is Never Found...

“… because this blog* is absurd, I love it; because it is useless, I want to give it away; and because wanting to give it to you serves no purpose, I give it to you…” (Fernando Pessoa,The Book of Disquiet) *book (in the original quote from Pessoa) Quote of the Day “ (truth) No word is emptier; yet men make an idol of it and convert its non-meaning at once into a criterion and a goal of thought...I call simple-minded any man who speaks of Truth with conviction ...” (E.M. Cioran) A Wise and Foolish Saying That Will Probably Never Be Said... You can milk the cow but you can't milk the milk A Sometimes Cruel and Absurd World… A 12-year old boy has been stabbed multiple times on a bouncy castle while attending his 8-year old sisters birthday party... https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/14577220/boy-12-stabbed-bouncy-castle/ Book Title You Will Probably Never See… The Fetishist Guide to Air and Loathing The Meaning of Life? To Say Things... Said No One, Probably Ever

Go Absurd 110 – The Way To Victory Whatever

“… because this blog* is absurd, I love it; because it is useless, I want to give it away; and because wanting to give it to you serves no purpose, I give it to you…” (Fernando Pessoa,The Book of Disquiet) *book (in the original quote from Pessoa) Quote of the Day “My anger subsides, I'd like to pee.” (Samuel Beckett) A Wise and Foolish Saying That Will Probably Never Be Said... Throw wind to the caution. Repeat Absurd World… A fitness worker in the UK with a fear of sweat and bodily fluids has won a discrimination claim after repeatedly being asked to pick up some used towels off the gym floor and refusing. “ The tribunal judge ruled Burton had been discriminated against for her disability. Her compensation figure has yet to be determined.” https://7news.com.au/entertainment/viral-weird/fitness-instructor-with-fear-of-sweat-wins-discrimination-claim-after-refusing-to-pick-up-towel-c-2425507 Book Title You Will Probably Never See… Swimming on La