“…because this blog* is absurd, I love it; because it is useless, I want to give it away; and because wanting to give it to you serves no purpose, I give it to you…”
(Fernando Pessoa,The Book of Disquiet)
*book (in the original quote from Pessoa)
Quote of the Day
“My anger subsides, I'd like to pee.”
(Samuel Beckett)
A Wise and Foolish Saying That Will Probably Never Be Said...
Throw wind to the caution. Repeat
Absurd World…
A fitness worker in the UK with a fear of sweat and bodily fluids has won a discrimination claim after repeatedly being asked to pick up some used towels off the gym floor and refusing.
“The tribunal judge ruled Burton had been discriminated against for her disability.
Her compensation figure has yet to be determined.”
Book Title You Will Probably Never See…
Swimming on Land While Chewing The Fat: A Biological Story of Physics
The Meaning of Life?
Whatever you say
Said No One, Probably Ever….
“I zeered off the moad to an applause with no meaning. Sushi”
A Statistic That Probably Never Was or Will Ever Be…
43.33582% of all naked people have a shower thrice daily
Absurd Question?
Are there fireflies where the sun don't shine?
From The Great Man Daniil Kharms…
...Then Tikakeyev snatched the biggest cucumber from his satchel and hit Koratygin over the head.
Koratygin clasped his hands to his head, fell over, and died.
What big cucumbers they sell in stores nowadays!
(From, Today I Wrote Nothing)
Deathbed Final Words That Were Probably Never Said...
“Did you take the apples out of the freezer? Because I think I am...”
Go Absurd! Exercise:
Sit on some grass and when someone walks past, tell them,
“Yeah, I'm just sitting on some grass”
A Sign You Will Probably Never See…
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TRIANGULAR NEEDS ARE SQUARE |
Remember
Absurd responsibly. The Buddhist no harm principle applies here. Do not harm yourself or others when going absurd. (Maybe what I have just written is absurd?)
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