“…because this blog* is absurd, I love it; because it is useless, I want to give it away; and because wanting to give it to you serves no purpose, I give it to you…”
(Fernando Pessoa,The Book of Disquiet)
*book (in the original quote from Pessoa)
Quote of the Day
"To suffer is the great modality of taking the world seriously"
(E.M. Cioran)
A Wise and Foolish Saying That Will Probably Never Be Said...
To find peach in the trees is like swimming to the moon
A Sometimes Absurd World…
A civil servant in Italy who, unnoticed, did not turn up to work for 15 years, was paid £464,000 over that same time period
https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/worldnews/14729914/hospital-employee-skipped-work-for-15-years/
Book Title You Will Probably Never See…
Do The Dishes Daddy: A Recycling Guide To Poo
The Meaning of Life?
Hahaha – Life of Meaning – Hahaha
Said No One, Probably Ever….
“Where's the weather in that? I thought at least a storm would beguile you into food!”
A Statistic That Probably Never Was or Will Ever Be…
44.443322% of all rabbits jump and fly 67.88% of the time
From The Great Man Bob Dylan…
I
come into Pittsburgh
At
six-thirty flat
I
found myself a vacant seat
An’
I put down my hat
“What’s
the matter, Molly, dear
What’s
the matter with your mound?”
“What’s
it to ya, Moby Dick?
This
is chicken town!”
Lo
and behold! Lo and behold!
Lookin’
for my lo and behold
Get
me outa here, my dear man!
(From, Lo and Behold!, From the album, The Basement Tapes
Deathbed Final Words That Were Probably Never Said...
“Marjorie needs marmalade 50% of the time”
Go Absurd! Exercise:
Pick up a coin from the ground and loudly exclaim,
“Finders keepers, losers weepers!”
A Sign You Will Probably Never See…
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LIFE DOESN'T GET MUCH SMALLER THAN THIS |
Remember
Absurd responsibly. The Buddhist no harm principle applies here. Do not harm yourself or others when going absurd. (Maybe what I have just written is absurd?)
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