Go Absurd 111 – Where Truth Is Never Found...

“…because this blog* is absurd, I love it; because it is useless, I want to give it away; and because wanting to give it to you serves no purpose, I give it to you…”

(Fernando Pessoa,The Book of Disquiet)

*book (in the original quote from Pessoa)

Quote of the Day

“ (truth) No word is emptier; yet men make an idol of it and convert its non-meaning at once into a criterion and a goal of thought...I call simple-minded any man who speaks of Truth with conviction...” (E.M. Cioran)

A Wise and Foolish Saying That Will Probably Never Be Said...

You can milk the cow but you can't milk the milk

A Sometimes Cruel and Absurd World…

A 12-year old boy has been stabbed multiple times on a bouncy castle while attending his 8-year old sisters birthday party...

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/14577220/boy-12-stabbed-bouncy-castle/

Book Title You Will Probably Never See…

The Fetishist Guide to Air and Loathing

The Meaning of Life?

To Say Things...

Said No One, Probably Ever….

“Wow that's an outrigged tree on constant surveillance from the king's empire's Goldilocks watch that sits on a mandarin”

A Statistic That Probably Never Was or Will Ever Be…

53.218% of all people in the world decided to run for president yesterday while posing nude for an abstract painting

From The Great Man Bob Dylan…

Well there's one kind of favor I'll ask for you
Well there's one kind of favor I'll ask for you
There's just one kind of favor I'll ask for you
You can see that my grave is kept clean

And there's two white horses following me
And there's two white horses following me
I got two white horses following me
Waiting on my burying ground

(From the start of, See That My Grave Kept Clean)

Deathbed Final Words That May Have Been Said...

“Hello, is it me you're looking for?”

Go Absurd! Exercise:

Exclaim in public,

“Come to my sweet bosom, Preacher Man!”

A Sign You Will Probably Never See…

SPITTING

PERMITTED

AT ALL

TIMES

Remember

Absurd responsibly. The Buddhist no harm principle applies here. Do not harm yourself or others when going absurd. (Maybe what I have just written is absurd?)

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