Sponsor’s
Message
Why
do I bother? Go Absurd!
Opening
Absurdity
The
distinguished sergeant said something… it was important… it might have been
about cabbages… I can’t remember…
Quote
of the Day
"A
man is talking on the telephone behind a glass partition; you cannot hear him,
but you see his incomprehensible dumb show: you wonder why he is alive."
(Albert Camus)
A
Saying That Has Probably Been Said
When
all is said and done, nothing is said and done
A
Cruel and Absurd World…
An
Australian woman has died on Australia Day after choking on a lamington
in a lamington-eating competition and suffering a seizure.
“This
lady shovelled the lamington into her mouth with no restraint….inhaled the
coconut and arrested”, a witness reported.
Book
Title You Will Probably Never See…
Things
to Do While Groaning in The Fields
A
Possibly Foolish Question…
How
much do the birds and the bees get paid to appear in a feature film?
The
Meaning of Life?
The
birds and the bees drunk on wine
Said
No One, Probably Ever….
“That
tasted like the green grass of Ecuador, December 11, 1913”
A
Statistic That Probably Never Was or Will Ever Be…
Only
3% of people born in 1811 have so far died in 2020
From
The Great Woman Leonora Carrington…
“Then
it seemed that a cloud formed itself into an enormous bumble bee as big as a
sheep. She wore a tall iron crown studded with rock crystals, the stars of the
underworld.
All this may have been a collective hallucination although nobody has yet explained to me what a collective hallucination actually means.”
“Yes!
I’ve got it! my 99 years of life have taught me that the world is a cliché and
that everything is clear as mud!”
Modern
Wank
When
an organisation, corporation, institution, or whatever, advertises for the
“newly created role of Change Manager”
Go
Absurd! Exercise:
While
standing on a busy train platform excitedly announce, “I’m about to catch a
train with my mommy/mummy to the circus!”
A
Sign You Will Probably Never See…
|
DRIVING
IS
OVERRATED
(Go Home!)
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Remember
Absurd
responsibly. The Buddhist no harm principle applies here. Do not harm
yourself or others when going absurd. (Maybe what I have just written is
absurd?)
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