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Reading This, or Not Reading This, is Absurd. GO ABSURD!
Opening Absurdity
Constipated with fear?
Jump on a trampoline until all the excrement exits you.
You’re Welcome!
Quote of the Day
“And therefore I looked down into the great pity of a person’s life on this earth. I don’t mean that we all end up dead, that’s not the great pity. I mean that he couldn’t tell me what he was dreaming, and I couldn’t tell him what was real.”
(Denis Johnson, Jesus’ Son)
An Absurd World…
A 13-year-old Russian girl aiming to become a top social media influencer has been greatly assisted in her goal with the recent news that she is pregnant to her 10-year-old boyfriend. Naturally, this news has attracted world-wide attention and has been helped along by the girl tagging her social media posts #Pregnantat13. She is currently looking for sponsors
A Wise and Foolish Saying That Will Probably Never Be Said
Depending on your situation…
Mow your grass AFTER it needs mowing
Or
Mow your grass BEFORE it needs mowing
Or
Don’t Mow It
Or
Ignore It
Or
Don’t Have Grass
The Meaning of Life?
Grass
Book Title You Will Probably Never See…
An Academic Guide to Anti-Arousal
Said No One, Probably Ever….
“Why do you always have to castigate chocolate into cheese and nuclear wars?”
A Statistic That Probably Never Was or Will Ever Be…
Only 2.3% of people worldwide have ever viewed a pornographic website
From The Great Monty Python…
"There are a great many people in the country today, who through no fault of their own, are sane."
(Monty Python's Flying Circus)
"I’d like to complain about people who constantly hold things up by complaining about people who complain. It's high time something was done about it!"
(Monty Python's Flying Circus)
“Who knew that I would soon be dea…”
Modern Wank
“Value add”
Go Absurd! Exercise:
Go to a public library and get on a computer (with internet access) that you have already booked (or have permission to use) and play very loudly for the first 5 to 10 seconds of your sessions, ‘We Don’t Need Another Hero’ (Thunderdome, Tina Turner). Then calmly turn off sound and resume your session like nothing has happened
A Sign You Will Probably Never See…
WELCOME
TO
ABSURD
(where everything is)
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Remember
Absurd responsibly. The Buddhist no harm principle applies here. Do not harm yourself or others when going absurd. (Maybe what I have just written is absurd?)
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