Sponsor’s
Message
Dying
to Live? GO ABSURD!
Opening
Absurdity
I
once went home and found myself
in
the bathroom
creating
punchlines
to
throw into cream pies
I
slid off the roof
into
a traditional clown swoon
Quote
of the Day
“One
can show one's contempt for the cruelty and stupidity of the world by making of
one's life a poem of incoherence and absurdity.”
(Alfred
Jarry)
A
Saying That Has Probably Never Been Said…
Where
there’s tomato, there’s fruit
Book
Title You Will Probably Never See…
A
History of Door Knobs in Only 5 Words!
A
Possibly Wise, Possibly Foolish Question…
Is
catty style the opposite of doggy style?
The
Meaning of Life?
Digital
Sex
Said
No One, Probably Ever….
“Why
do my cheeks always swoon at the sight of your genitalia?”
A
Statistic That Probably Never Was or Will Ever Be…
97.4%
of people who have gum disease also eat pistachio ice-cream while having a bath
From
The Great Man Samuel Beckett…
“Estragon:
We always find something, eh Didi, to give us the impression we exist?
Vladimir: Yes, yes, we're magicians.”
Vladimir: Yes, yes, we're magicians.”
(From,
Waiting for Godot)
“Gherkins
have filled my huge life with big meaning”
Go
Absurd! Exercise:
When
you next have access to a microphone and an audience (as you do), randomly say,
Listen, Mary, Say it to Me” (this can be said before, during, or after any
speeches)
A
Sign You Will Probably Never See…
|
MEANING
OF
POO?
|
Remember
Absurd
responsibly. The Buddhist no harm principle applies here. Do not harm
yourself or others when going absurd. (Maybe what I have just written is
absurd?)
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