Quote
of the Day
“The
Bible says, ‘Love thy neighbor’.”
“That could mean to leave him alone.”
(Charles
Bukowski, Factotum)
Sponsor’s
Quote
“Plato
defined a slave as one who accepts from another the purposes which control his
conduct.” (John Dewey)
A
Cruel and Absurd World…
An
Australian woman’s face was burnt off on a camping trip after a gust of wind pushed
the deckchair she was snoozing on into the nearby campfire which she landed headfirst
in
Book
Title You Will Probably Never See…
The
Art of Excretion: A Scientist Responds to an Interdisciplinary Discussion on The
Metaphysical Properties of Elephants
A
Wise and Foolish Saying That Will Probably Never Be Said…
Don’t
count your counting before you count
Out
of Context Conversation?
“It
shouldn’t get much bigger…”
The
Meaning of Life?
Faces
and Heads
A Face Mask to Wear...
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Said
No One, Probably Ever….
“I
can’t believe every second of the day feels like the most intense orgasm of my
life – and it’s been like this for twenty years! Oh Yeah!!!”
A
Statistic That Probably Never Was or Will Ever Be…
43.2389643%
of all people alive last night drank coffee while engaging in discourse and
intercourse
Morder
no anzol. To bite in the hook.
Que,
se pica alhos come. That which feel
one’s snotly blow one’s nose.
Come a dous carrilhos. He
eat to coaches.
O habito nao faz o
monge. The dress don’t make the monk.
Deathbed Final
Words That May Have Been Said…
“I admit, I did come rather quickly…”
Go
Absurd! Exercise:
Outside,
on a cold day, loudly exclaim,
“My
oh my it is hot in here!! Where? Why, here of course!!”
A
Sign You Will Probably Never See…
|
IF IT HAS TO |
Remember
Absurd
responsibly. The Buddhist no harm principle applies here. Do not harm
yourself or others when going absurd. (Maybe what I have just written is
absurd?)
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