Quote of the Day
“In
the afterlife, we’ll sit around talking about the good old days, when we wished
that we were dead.”
(Samuel Beckett)
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From
Dadaist Legend, Dada Tzara…
“What
I like most in life is money and women.
But
I have very little money and am very unlucky in love”
(Tristan
Tzara)
A
Sometimes Cruel and Absurd World…
A
22-year old man from Scotland has been left in a coma after a bulldog named
Biggie Smalls ripped off and ate his genitals. The man had apparently applied
peanut butter to his crotch area only moments before the attack
https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/man-who-genitals-ripped-eaten-13520910
Book
Title You Will Probably Never See…
Doctor
Genitals: An A to Z Guide On What’s Down There!
A
Wise and Foolish Saying That Will Probably Never Be Said
A
woman arrives; a man descends; and vice versa
The
Meaning of Life?
Symbols,
Characters, Letters, and, Words
Said
No One, Probably Ever….
“To
dance in shoes is like a pineapple on steroids that does a waltz with a nun in
the nude”
A
Statistic That Probably Never Was or Will Ever Be…
63.457%
of people donate their time to nothing (X 2)
From
The Great Man Daniil Kharms…
“Pushkin loved to throw rocks. As soon as he saw a rock, he would throw it. Sometimes he became so excited that he stood, all red in the face, waving his arms, throwing rocks, simply something awful.
Pushkin had four sons, all idiots. One didn't even know how to sit in a chair
and fell off all the time. Pushkin himself also sat on a chair rather badly. It
was simply killing: they sat at the table; at one end, Pushkin kept falling off
his chair continually, and at the other end, his son. Simply enough to make one
split one's sides with laughter.”
(From, The Man with
the Black Coat: Russia's Literature of the Absurd)
Deathbed Final Words That Were Probably
Never Said
“If
I could sum up my life in one word, it would be… Advertisement”
Go
Absurd! Exercise:
At
a public gathering casually exclaim,
“It
felt much bigger than what it looked in the pictures!”
A
Sign You Will Probably Never See…
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Remember
Absurd
responsibly. The Buddhist no harm principle applies here. Do not harm
yourself or others when going absurd. (Maybe what I have just written is
absurd?)
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