Go Absurd 86 – Where Everyone Falls

Quote of the Day

“Many people are bored with life, irritated by the human condition, exhausted from suffering, tired of living. For those for whom life is too long, a longer life would be worse and, quite possibly, more absurd. For some, however, life seems too long because it's too short, meaning life is rendered so absurd by being short that even a short absurd life feels too long because it is pointless. A life made absurd because it is too short would be rendered less absurd if it were significantly longer.” (Rivka Weinberg)

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A Sometimes Cruel and Absurd World…

A 10-year-old British boy has endured 4 hospital treatments, and faces years of scarring, after being exposed to a toxic hogweed plant while walking with family

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/12511154/hogweed-schoolboy-scarring-toxic-years-family-walk-cheshire/

Book Title You Will Probably Never See…

Going Under: This Is NOT A Book About Going Down

77 Street Station

A Possibly Wise, Possibly Foolish Question…

Why is this, this?

The Meaning of Life?

Telling other people what the meaning of life is

silver corded microphone in shallow focus photography

Said No One, Probably Ever….

“The dietary requirements were exactly what you couldn’t wee. Damn I talk sense! Turtles

A Statistic That Probably Never Was or Will Ever Be…

73.76354% of all people living yesterday decided to eat smashed avocado while attending to their genitals...

From The Great Man Bob Dylan…

They say I shot a man named Gray
And took his wife to Italy
She inherited a million bucks
And when she died it came to me
I can't help it if I'm lucky

(‘Idiot Wind’, Blood on the Tracks, 1975)

A Wise and Foolish Saying That Will Probably Never Be Said

If you pursue greatness, you lose your ungreatness,

which is much more important than greatness

Deathbed Final Words That Were Probably Never Said

“That last cup of tea I had was like a metaphor for my life…”

cup of tea on saucer

Modern Wank

‘go-getter’

“He/She is a real go-getter!”

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Go Absurd! Exercise:

Walk super slowly on a public street, taking 1 hour to cover 100 metres, wearing a T-shirt that says ‘Time is Money’

A Sign You Will Probably Never See…

STAND

DOWN

CEREMONY

Remember

Absurd responsibly. The Buddhist no harm principle applies here. Do not harm yourself or others when going absurd. (Maybe what I have just written is absurd?)

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Go Absurd 115 – Where People Come For No Reason

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Go Absurd 114 – Where Everything And Nothing Come Together

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