Go Absurd Number 3

Opening Absurdity

Do you need? said the apple to the pear while sliding around Yugoslavia. I saw that once replied the vacant cheese gator. Burping is for houses, replied no one. The guitar is strumming for an old fashioned job like Noah lying down in flood lights wearing nike shoes with fairy floss sticking his heels

Quote of the Day

“I am interested only in nonsense; only in that which has no practical meaning. Life interests me only in its most absurd manifestations.” (Daniil Kharms)

Interesting

A Dutchman, known as a ‘positivity trainer’, was unsuccessful (late 2018) when trying to legally change his age from 69 years to 49 years. He argued that he felt 20 years younger and wanted more opportunities for work and love in a society that discriminated against age

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-46425774

Yet More Absurdity…

Buy One Pay For Three! Buy Two Pay For One! Buy Three Pay For Seven! What a deal! Let’s skid to the shops on alarm bells tuned in to 1873! I heard

Modern Wank

Elite Work Ethic

Another hijacked sporting term, ‘elite’, brought into the corporate world and mixed with the BS ideology of ‘working hard’

Remember

Absurd responsibly. The Buddhist no harm principle applies here. Do not harm yourself or others when going absurd. (Maybe what I have just written is absurd?)

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