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Opening Absurdity

Never masturbate in long grass; it ruins your post-modern complexion

If only the rocket scientist was a janitor…

Poo

Quote of the Day

“The intelligent man finds almost everything ridiculous, the sensible man hardly anything.” (Johann Wolfgang von Goethe)

An Absurd World…

An Australian woman has taken her neighbours to the Supreme Court because of barbecue smells floating over to her backyard:

“…all I can smell is fish…I can’t go out there.”

She also complained about cigarette smoke and the sound of children playing basketball.

“It’s been devastating, it’s been turmoil, it’s been unrest, I haven’t been able to sleep.”


Absurd Sign You Will Probably Never See…

                            STOP 
                  SUCK
                   SLEEP
 
 



                    
The Meaning of Life?

Avoiding paid work

Yet More Absurdity…

Jenkins, do you see that amorous cartoon character eating the snow off the pantaloons while scuba diving? I heard the snowy weeds divest into bonds/Bonds. Bonds

Said No One, Probably Ever….

“Let’s make a remote toast to toast and our slavery!”

From The Great Man Daniil Kharms

While the dolphin and the sea-horse
Played silly games together,
The ocean beat against the cliffs
And washed the cliffs with its water.

(From the Book: Today I Wrote Nothing)

Something to Wear or Hang on Wall
Go Absurd Smoke Gray T-Shirt Front

Remember

Absurd responsibly. The Buddhist no harm principle applies here. Do not harm yourself or others when going absurd. (Maybe what I have just written is absurd?)


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