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Want
to stick your middle finger up at the world while smiling? Yes?! Go Absurd!
Opening
Absurdity
Now
for a message of unhope –
You
need to…
If
only I hadn’t listened to Grandma John and his and her rendition of The
Flight of The Go Snappy. Her hair was pink. His hair was of no colour. Give
A
Quote
of the Day
“Anyone
who isn’t confused doesn’t really understand the situation.”
(Edward
R. Murrow)
A
Sometimes Cruel and Absurd World…
An
Australian teenager had her thumb amputated after a routine procedure went horribly
wrong.
After
fracturing her thumb playing cricket she was sent to her local orthopaedic
surgeon for a simple procedure. However, a tourniquet used to restrict blood
flow during the operation was mistakenly left on and days later the teenager
was in extreme agony; her thumb was dying.
After
the amputation her big toe was used to replace her thumb while a new big toe
was created out of her hip bone.
A
flow on effect from the mistake has been that the teenager has dropped out of
school and her dream of playing professional cricket has been smashed
The
Meaning of Life?
Moving
around, sitting still, trying to fit in like a Tetris piece
Yet
More Absurdity…
Don’t
misconstrue my bullshit for bullshit because it isn’t bullshit
Work
Said
No One, Probably Ever….
“I
look forward to another day of getting literally and metaphorically shat on”
From
The Great Man Jack Gilbert…
But
anything worth doing is worth doing badly
(A
line from his poem, Failing and Flying)
Deathbed
Final Words That Were Probably Never Said
“The
one regret I have is that I didn’t consume more goods and services for the
benefit of the almighty Economy”
Modern
Wank
“Jobs
and Growth”
A
Sign You Will Probably Never See…
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STOP
TRYING!
|
Remember
Absurd
responsibly. The Buddhist no harm principle applies here. Do not harm
yourself or others when going absurd. (Maybe what I have just written is
absurd?)
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