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Opening Absurdity

Oh Mildred! You were born, weren’t you? I can’t tell
I can tell
nothing

Quote of the Day

“In many branches of eastern philosophy, the idea that there could be a singular precise description of reality, one that is objective and devoid of contradiction, is absurd” (Tim Dean)

A Wise and Foolish Saying That Will Probably Never Be Said

“To run is to truly walk”

A Sometimes Cruel and Absurd World…

A Man has had his penis cut off by his wife, after she tied him up and took a knife to his manhood.
The severed penis was quickly put on ice so surgeons could attempt to reattach it.
Chief Detective Jason Wank says there is no apparent motive at this stage

An Absurd Thought or A Thought From The Absurd?

If the world wasn’t absurd it would be absurd...

The Meaning of Life?

Waking Up and Waking Down

Said No One, Probably Ever….

“What a nice nothing Mrs Nothing”

From The Great Woman Leonora Harrington

People under seventy and over seven are very unreliable if they are not cats.
(From the Book, The Hearing Trumpet)

Deathbed Final Words That May Have Been Said…

“I really do hope the grass is greener on the other side”

Modern Wank

Be suspicious of anyone who says they have a passion for something; a passion for bullshit more like it…

 Bottom Of My Game White T-Shirt Front

Go Absurd! Exercise:

As you walk past a stranger address them and say, “How you’re going Johnny?!” Make sure you have a smile on your face

Absurd Sign You Will Probably Never See…


GO
ABSURD!
it’s your duty!


Remember

Absurd responsibly. The Buddhist no harm principle applies here. Do not harm yourself or others when going absurd. (Maybe what I have just written is absurd?)

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