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Go Absurd Number 15


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Welcome to the party! Let’s all Go Absurd from here!

Opening Absurdity

How do folk tell when it’s midday at midnight while meeting their customer's diverse needs? Is it multi-pedagogical and indicated on a performance map?

I wasn’t popular until I populated you. Oh, I nearly forgot, and COPULATED in reverse…

Quote of the Day

“Happiness and the absurd are two sons of the same earth. They are inseparable.” 
(Albert Camus)

An Absurd and Sometimes Cruel World…

A study in 2018 found that there were 259 selfie related deaths between 2011 and 2017. However, it is believed the true number is much higher due to many selfie related deaths not being reported

A Wise and Foolish Saying That Will Probably Never Be Said

Two in the hand is worth Two in the foot

An Absurd Thought or A Thought From The Absurd?

Do you live? Or are you lived?

The Meaning of Life?

French Porn

Yet More Absurdity…

As I was sitting on the lawn of a cider house, watching a man do a cartwheel in front of his children, I had the urge to go absurd, to approach him and say, “that’s demeaning to women”

An asshole in disguise looks like shit

Said No One, Probably Ever….

“Is there a coffee enema option at Niagara Falls?”

A Fable That Never Was…

The Penis and The Hare

The result? Who won?
Depends on who is reading this and who is writing this

From The Great Woman Leonora Carrington

Do you believe, she went on, that the past dies?
Yes, said Margaret. Yes, if the present cuts its throat.



Deathbed Final Words That Were Probably Never Said…

“If only death was an orgasm!”

Absurd Sign You Will Probably Never See…


LET’S LET’S LET’S
DO NOTHING


Remember

Absurd responsibly. The Buddhist no harm principle applies here. Do not harm yourself or others when going absurd. (Maybe what I have just written is absurd?)


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