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Sick
of all the selfish arseholes in this world? Go Absurd! GO ABSURD!!
Opening
Absurdity
He
asked the master, “is this the real world?”
“Yes
and No”, the master replied, “and everything in between”
The
one-hour massage lasted 5 minutes before he stopped and said, “all finished.
100 dollars please”
Quote
of the Day
“To
hell with reality! I want to die in music, not in reason or in prose. People
don't deserve the restraint we show by not going into delirium in front of
them. To hell with them!”
(Louis-Ferdinand
Celine)
An
Absurd World…
In
2016 a man was taken to hospital after eating, at the time, the world’s hottest
chilli pepper, The Carolina Reaper, in a chilli pepper eating contest.
This initially caused dry heaving followed by intense, ‘thunderclap’ headaches.
Because of the intense pain he was taken to the nearest emergency room and after a number of scans it was found that
eating the chilli pepper likely caused a narrowing of the arteries in his brain
which could have, if very unlucky, led to a stroke
A
Wise and Foolish Saying That Will Probably Never Be Said
People
perish through lack of imagination
Another
Wise and Foolish Saying That Will Probably Never Be Said…
People
persist through lack of imagination
The
Meaning of Life?
Shopping
Centres
Yet
More Absurdity…
I’m
an old lady of 20 years who sits in the sea and grins
It
wasn’t always not like that said the person who couldn’t speak or breathe
Said
No One, Probably Ever….
“Did
you see the Siamese cat do a shit on your shilling?”
A
Statistic That Probably Never Was or Will Ever Be…
23%
of people worldwide read statistical manuals on a weekly basis while naked
From
The Great Man Bob Dylan…
The
answer, my friend, is blowin' in the wind
The answer is blowin' in the wind
The answer is blowin' in the wind
(From the song, Blowin’ In The Wind)
Deathbed
Final Words That Were Probably Never Said…
“What
a lovely dress I wore exactly 6 years, 3 days and 2 hours ago”
Something
to Wear
A
Sign You Will Probably Never See…
OH WELL
JUST GIVE UP
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Remember
Absurd
responsibly. The Buddhist no harm principle applies here. Do not harm
yourself or others when going absurd. (Maybe what I have just written is
absurd?)
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