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Go Absurd Number 16


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Opening Absurdity

He asked the master, “is this the real world?”
“Yes and No”, the master replied, “and everything in between”

The one-hour massage lasted 5 minutes before he stopped and said, “all finished. 100 dollars please”

Quote of the Day

“To hell with reality! I want to die in music, not in reason or in prose. People don't deserve the restraint we show by not going into delirium in front of them. To hell with them!”
(Louis-Ferdinand Celine)

An Absurd World…

In 2016 a man was taken to hospital after eating, at the time, the world’s hottest chilli pepper, The Carolina Reaper, in a chilli pepper eating contest. This initially caused dry heaving followed by intense, ‘thunderclap’ headaches. Because of the intense pain he was taken to the nearest emergency room and  after a number of scans it was found that eating the chilli pepper likely caused a narrowing of the arteries in his brain which could have, if very unlucky, led to a stroke

A Wise and Foolish Saying That Will Probably Never Be Said

People perish through lack of imagination

Another Wise and Foolish Saying That Will Probably Never Be Said…

People persist through lack of imagination

The Meaning of Life?

Shopping Centres

Yet More Absurdity…

I’m an old lady of 20 years who sits in the sea and grins

It wasn’t always not like that said the person who couldn’t speak or breathe

Said No One, Probably Ever….

“Did you see the Siamese cat do a shit on your shilling?”

A Statistic That Probably Never Was or Will Ever Be…

23% of people worldwide read statistical manuals on a weekly basis while naked

From The Great Man Bob Dylan

The answer, my friend, is blowin' in the wind
The answer is blowin' in the wind
(From the song, Blowin’ In The Wind)

Deathbed Final Words That Were Probably Never Said…

“What a lovely dress I wore exactly 6 years, 3 days and 2 hours ago”

Something to Wear


A Sign You Will Probably Never See…


OH WELL
JUST GIVE UP

Remember

Absurd responsibly. The Buddhist no harm principle applies here. Do not harm yourself or others when going absurd. (Maybe what I have just written is absurd?)


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