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Go Absurd Number 17


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May as well laugh while we’re on this sinking ship. Go Absurd!

Opening Absurdity

There was a need for that unwanted need like lemonade pouring down an artificial abyss

She forced herself upon himself and words will never hurt me

Quote of the Day

“What else but a profound feeling of being excluded can enable a person better to see the absurdity of the world and his own existence, or, to put it more soberly, the absurd dimensions of the world and his own existence?”
(Václav HavelDisturbing the Peace: A Conversation with Karel Hvížďala)

An Absurd World and Throwing Absurdity Right Back at it…

A New Zealand man who was almost certain that he was about to be made redundant hired a clown to come along to his redundancy, AKA Getting Fired, meeting with HR.
Before the meeting he was encouraged to bring a ‘support person’ which is a legally required option in New Zealand.
So, why not bring a clown? The clown made balloon animals during the meeting which caused such as noise that he was asked to stop several times.

The Meaning of Life?

What you are reading now

Yet More Absurdity…

The penis trembled inside the vagina hiding from the outside world
Or: The penis hid inside the vagina taking refuge from the world

Her name was Kylie. Kyle for short and Kylier for long

Said No One, Probably Ever….

“I have to see my mastication specialist tomorrow for a group session”

A Statistic That Probably Never Was or Will Ever Be…

95.6% of women fantasise about men with long beards while reading the daily newspaper

From The Great Man Daniil Kharms

“Now,” said the man with the long, skinny neck, suffocating, “I’m suffocating in this trunk because I have a long, skinny neck. The cover of the trunk is closed and isn’t letting any air in here. I’ll continue suffocating, but I won’t open the trunk anyway.

(From The Trunk, From the Book: Today I Wrote Nothing)



“Oranges and lemons make the soul rise with joy while deconstructed caramel tarts appeal to our animal senses”

Go Absurd! Exercise:

Randomly add to a conversation: “Yes, Terrence, it was biological”

A Sign You Will Probably Never See…


ANOTHER DAY
OF BULLSHIT

Remember

Absurd responsibly. The Buddhist no harm principle applies here. Do not harm yourself or others when going absurd. (Maybe what I have just written is absurd?)

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