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May
as well laugh while we’re on this sinking ship. Go Absurd!
Opening
Absurdity
There
was a need for that unwanted need like lemonade pouring down an artificial
abyss
She
forced herself upon himself and words will never hurt me
Quote
of the Day
“What
else but a profound feeling of being excluded can enable a person better to see
the absurdity of the world and his own existence, or, to put it more soberly,
the absurd dimensions of the world and his own existence?”
(Václav Havel, Disturbing the Peace: A Conversation with Karel Hvížďala)
(Václav Havel, Disturbing the Peace: A Conversation with Karel Hvížďala)
An
Absurd World and Throwing Absurdity Right Back at it…
A
New Zealand man who was almost certain that he was about to be made redundant
hired a clown to come along to his redundancy, AKA Getting Fired, meeting
with HR.
Before
the meeting he was encouraged to bring a ‘support person’ which is a legally
required option in New Zealand.
So,
why not bring a clown? The clown made balloon animals during the meeting which
caused such as noise that he was asked to stop several times.
The
Meaning of Life?
What
you are reading now
Yet
More Absurdity…
The
penis trembled inside the vagina hiding from the outside world
Or:
The penis hid inside the vagina taking refuge from the world
Her
name was Kylie. Kyle for short and Kylier for long
Said
No One, Probably Ever….
“I
have to see my mastication specialist tomorrow for a group session”
A
Statistic That Probably Never Was or Will Ever Be…
95.6%
of women fantasise about men with long beards while reading the daily newspaper
From
The Great Man Daniil Kharms…
“Now,”
said the man with the long, skinny neck, suffocating, “I’m suffocating in this
trunk because I have a long, skinny neck. The cover of the trunk is closed and
isn’t letting any air in here. I’ll continue suffocating, but I won’t open the
trunk anyway.
(From
The Trunk, From the Book: Today I Wrote Nothing)
“Oranges
and lemons make the soul rise with joy while deconstructed caramel tarts appeal
to our animal senses”
Go
Absurd! Exercise:
Randomly
add to a conversation: “Yes, Terrence, it was biological”
A
Sign You Will Probably Never See…
ANOTHER DAY
OF BULLSHIT
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Remember
Absurd
responsibly. The Buddhist no harm principle applies here. Do not harm
yourself or others when going absurd. (Maybe what I have just written is
absurd?)
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