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Sick
of Suffering and Death? Go Absurd!!!
Opening
Absurdity
Instead
of ‘Moving Forward’, why don’t we all move backwards instead? A politician genuinely promoting ‘Moving
Backward’ is much more sensible than the appeal to Move Forward which is like trying
to throw robots into the void.
“Let’s
all take a nap!” could be our new motto…
Quote
of the Day
“Let
us imagine a number of men in chains and all condemned to death, where some are
killed each day in the sight of the others, and those who remain see their own
fate in that of their fellows and wait their turn, looking at each other sorrowfully
and without hope. It is an image of the condition of man.”
(Blaise Pascal)
An
Absurd World…
A
drunk man in the US recently climbed an electricity pole for a dare in front of
an applauding crowd of mostly university students who then watched him receive
a massive electric shock that sent him flying to the ground.
Lucky
to survive he has now launched a gofundme page:
"I
broke three bones in my left leg and one broke through the skin.
"I
have a slight fracture in my right hand and four minor breaks in my back. I
also got a lot of burns from this. I will be out of work for at least eight
weeks or more so anything helps."
A
Wise and Foolish Saying That May Have Been Said…
“Only
a meaningless life can be meaningful”
The
Meaning of Life?
Unnecessary
Action
Yet
More Absurdity…
life
Life LIFE, human life, society and its suckers, consciousness and…absurdity
The
necessity was all mine but not the professional pleasure and indemnity
insurance that was covered in fairy dust sucked from the latest vacuum
Said
No One, Probably Ever….
“That’s
a crap top to look nice in and nice pantaloons to look crap in”
A
Statistic That Probably Never Was or Will Ever Be…
5%
of all people are alive right now wearing a dinner jacket with purple buttons
and a picture on their forehead of a pair of legs
From
The Great Man Edward Lear…
There
was an Old Man of Peru,
Who
never knew what he should do;
So
he tore off his hair,
And
behaved like a bear,
That
intrinsic Old Man of Peru
(From
the book, Complete Nonsense)
“My
biggest regret, from my 95 years of life, is that I wasted some of the chocolate
cake last night by not eating it all. Can you get it out of the bin for me?”
Something
to Wear or Hang On Wall
A
Sign You Will Probably Never See…
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SUCK
MY
NIPPLES
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Remember
Absurd
responsibly. The Buddhist no harm principle applies here. Do not harm
yourself or others when going absurd. (Maybe what I have just written is
absurd?)
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