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Overwhelmed,
underwhelmed, by the trivial and banal? Go Absurd!
Opening
Absurdity
“Let
us welcome our new Disengagement Officer who is here to disengage us all
from all engagement”. Loud Applause
“They
are obviously very very important because they are wearing very very VERY expensive
business attire.” Loud Applause
“Let
us start the two-year induction process!” Loud Applause
Quote
of the Day
“How
in the hell could a man enjoy being awakened at 8:30 a.m. by an alarm clock,
leap out of bed, dress, force-feed, shit, piss, brush teeth and hair, and fight
traffic to get to a place where essentially you made lots of money for somebody
else and were asked to be grateful for the opportunity to do so? ”
(Charles Bukowski)
A
Wise and Foolish Saying That May Have Been Said…
Experiencing
pleasure is pleasuring the world
Or:
To
experience pleasure is to learn the easy way
A
Sometimes Cruel and Absurd World…
A
Russian woman has died after accidentally dropping her mobile phone in the bath
while it was charging and getting electrocuted. This is one of an increasing
number of similar cases occurring throughout the world
Said
a Movie Promotion Never…
Strap
yourselves in for a 5-hour pedagogical adventure where people in business
attire wank out wank words while watching Occupational Health and Safety
Officers play Monopoly on speed
The
Meaning of Life?
To
work harder and harder and longer and longer and harder and harder until you
are hard
Yet
More Absurdity…
The
unconscious barista made a mess of his dinner and it wasn’t coffee or ham
Said
No One, Probably Ever….
“Stop
catering for people’s pubic hair. It will never sell while the rain’s coming in”
A
Statistic That Probably Never Was or Will Ever Be…
90%
of all people eat cheese with their feet
From
The Great Man Kurt Cobain…
With
the lights out, it's less dangerous
Here
we are now, entertain us
I
feel stupid and contagious
Here
we are now, entertain us
(From
the Band Nirvana, From The Song, Smells Like Teen Spirit)
“How
good’s masturbation?!”
A
Sign You May Never See…
|
IT
NEVER
MATTERED
|
Remember
Absurd
responsibly. The Buddhist no harm principle applies here. Do not harm
yourself or others when going absurd. (Maybe what I have just written is
absurd?)
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