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Opening
Absurdity
No
one ever says:
“I
did it because it was the wrong thing to do”
“How
does dark chocolate pass through the veins?”
No
one ever asks
Quote
of the Day
“Absurdity
is one of the most human things about us: a manifestation of our most advanced
and interesting characteristics.” (Thomas Nagel)
A
Wise and Foolish Saying That May Have Been Said?
A
man of mirth is a man of worth
A
Sometimes Cruel and Absurd World…
An
Italian man has accidentally shot and fatally wounded his father while hunting
wild boar in southern Italy
The
Meaning of Life?
Goat
Cheese and Avocado
Yet
More Absurdity…
Banish
the thoughts of a turd with a turd while eating activated whey and curds
“Are
you getting circumcised today?” said the old man to the older man while eating
his red shoes
Said
No One, Probably Ever….
“Today
I’m going to shave off my bored head”
A
Statistic That Probably Never Was or Will Ever Be…
46%
of people in Europe eat breakfast with their eyes closed
From
The Great Woman Leonora Carrington…
You
may not believe in magic but something very strange is happening at this very
moment. Your head has dissolved into thin air and I can see the rhododendrons
through your stomach. It's not that you are dead or anything dramatic like
that, it is simply that you are fading away and I can't even remember your
name.
(From
the Book, The Hearing Trumpet)
“The
last thing I want to say before I go is, I have a nice vagina”
Absurd,
but do not try this…
Flying
to Germany (or anywhere) with 30 kilograms of clothes that you are going to donate to a
German charity. You could have donated these same clothes to a local charity
and not flown anywhere. Or you could have flown to Germany, bought new or used
clothes, and then donated them to charity. But instead you spend $2000 on
flights and accommodation just to experience what it is like to give to a
foreign charity in person.
A
Sign You Will Probably Never See…
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NOT
WORTH
IT
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Remember
Absurd
responsibly. The Buddhist no harm principle applies here. Do not harm
yourself or others when going absurd. (Maybe what I have just written is
absurd?)
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