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Opening
Absurdity
Reginald
Palmer told the farmer it was karma and to read his book of Dharma (only $56 in
all quality Dharma stores!)
Quote
of the Day
“What
is called a reason for living is also an excellent reason for dying.”
(Albert Camus, The Myth of Sisyphus and Other Essays)
(Albert Camus, The Myth of Sisyphus and Other Essays)
A
Wise and Foolish Saying That Will Probably Never Be Said
Make
haste while you waste your given life away
A
Sometimes Cruel and Absurd World…
A
doctor in South Korea has accidentally performed an abortion on the wrong woman
after a mix up with patient charts. Police are investigating.
Book
Title You Will Probably Never See…
How
To Spot Dandruff in Football Players
Many
Bureaucrats Have Probably Asked This, Many Times…
“Is
there anyone in your immediate family who can vouch for your existence?”
The
Meaning of Life?
Sex,
Drugs and Rock ‘n’ Roll
Said
No One, Probably Ever….
“That
moniker looks very nice on the bottom of your lapel. How good’s Capitalism when
it doesn’t work!”
From
The Great Man Edward Lear…
There was a Young Lady of Norway,
Who casually sat in a doorway;
When the door squeezed her flat, she exclaimed "What of that?"
This courageous Young Lady of Norway.
(From, The Complete Verse and Other Nonsense)
Who casually sat in a doorway;
When the door squeezed her flat, she exclaimed "What of that?"
This courageous Young Lady of Norway.
(From, The Complete Verse and Other Nonsense)
Deathbed Final Words That Were Probably
Never Said
“Nice to meet you
God. What do you do for a living?”
Go
Absurd! Exercise:
When
you are next buying movie tickets casually slip the following into your
conversation with whomever is selling you the tickets:
“I
saw the Return Of The Stone the other day. It felt good”
A
Sign You Will Probably Never See…
GIVE
IT
SOFT
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Remember
Absurd
responsibly. The Buddhist no harm principle applies here. Do not harm
yourself or others when going absurd. (Maybe what I have just written is
absurd?)
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