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Go Absurd Number 23


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Opening Absurdity

Are you smitten with your life? But the dirt never heard you say it over the din of the 23rd literature review. A man

If you think that’s bad, think of the world…

Quote of the Day

“The man who cannot visualize a horse galloping on a tomato is an idiot.” (Andre Breton)

A Wise and Foolish Saying That May Have Been Said…

Where there is hope there is no hope

A Sometimes Cruel and Absurd World…

In 2015 a man from Michigan had a 14-hour operation to remove an 80-pound mass in his scrotum after suffering from the rare condition, scrotal lymphedema. This is an abnormal swelling that can cause much discomfort and embarrassment for any man affected. The extra weight the Michigan man had been carrying around was the equivalent to five bowling balls.

Book Title You Will Probably Never See…

How To Have Multiple Orgasms While Reading A Newspaper

The Meaning of Life?

Wearing a hat with red stickers while eating a snickers

Said No One, Probably Ever….

“Let’s sneeze our way into History like a young Voltaire with hay fever”

A Statistic That Probably Never Was or Will Ever Be…

2% of Americans like or love food

From The Great Man Bob Dylan

There were three kings and a jolly three too. The first one had a broken nose, the second, a broken arm and the third was broke. "Faith is the key!" said the first king. "No, froth is the key!" said the second. "You're both wrong," said the third, "the key is Frank!"

(From the start of the liner notes of Bob Dylan’s eighth studio album, John Wesley Harding)

Deathbed Final Words That Were Probably Never Said
“The meaning of life is to say these final words”

Go Absurd! Exercise:

Walk around in public for 5 minutes singing Leonard Cohen’s Hallelujah. How loud is up to you…

A Sign You Will Probably Never See…

DON’T
READ
THIS
SUCKER

Remember

Absurd responsibly. The Buddhist no harm principle applies here. Do not harm yourself or others when going absurd. (Maybe what I have just written is absurd?)

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