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Thinking
of Quitting? Go Absurd!
Opening
Absurdity
Are
you smitten with your life? But the dirt never heard you say it over the din of
the 23rd literature review. A man
If
you think that’s bad, think of the world…
Quote
of the Day
“The
man who cannot visualize a horse galloping on a tomato is an idiot.” (Andre
Breton)
A
Wise and Foolish Saying That May Have Been Said…
Where
there is hope there is no hope
A
Sometimes Cruel and Absurd World…
In
2015 a man from Michigan had a 14-hour operation to remove an 80-pound mass in
his scrotum after suffering from the rare condition, scrotal lymphedema.
This is an abnormal swelling that can cause much discomfort and embarrassment
for any man affected. The extra weight the Michigan man had been carrying
around was the equivalent to five bowling balls.
Book
Title You Will Probably Never See…
How
To Have Multiple Orgasms While Reading A Newspaper
The
Meaning of Life?
Wearing
a hat with red stickers while eating a snickers
Said
No One, Probably Ever….
“Let’s
sneeze our way into History like a young Voltaire with hay fever”
A
Statistic That Probably Never Was or Will Ever Be…
2%
of Americans like or love food
From
The Great Man Bob Dylan…
There
were three kings and a jolly three too. The first one had a broken nose, the
second, a broken arm and the third was broke. "Faith is the key!"
said the first king. "No, froth is the key!" said the second.
"You're both wrong," said the third, "the key is Frank!"
(From
the start of the liner notes of Bob Dylan’s eighth studio album, John Wesley
Harding)
Deathbed Final Words That Were Probably
Never Said
“The
meaning of life is to say these final words”
Go
Absurd! Exercise:
Walk
around in public for 5 minutes singing Leonard Cohen’s Hallelujah. How
loud is up to you…
A
Sign You Will Probably Never See…
DON’T
READ
THIS
SUCKER
|
Remember
Absurd
responsibly. The Buddhist no harm principle applies here. Do not harm
yourself or others when going absurd. (Maybe what I have just written is
absurd?)
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