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What
to do when surrounded by absurdity? Go Absurd!
Opening
Absurdity
About
to orgasm? Fear not, it won’t last…
The
mango tree was ready for the inhabitants of every island in the world to juice
themselves in the name of its glory by a fire in remote Canada beside a talking
circus that emitted champagne and omitted to say anything. One woman wore blue
shoes but they weren’t really blue. The man didn’t say that, he had a mango
face instead
Quote
of the Day
“How
blessed with Absurdity are the artists who set fire to a beautiful work! Or the
artists who could have made a beautiful work but deliberately made it ordinary!
Or the great poets of Silence who, knowing they were capable of writing an
absolutely perfect work, preferred to crown it with not ever writing it.” (Fernando
Pessoa)
An
Italian woman died earlier this year after receiving a nose job operation for
her 21st birthday. Complications occurred during the operation to
rebuild her nose and she was later declared brain dead. Her family and friends
had purchased the procedure after the woman had commented that she was unhappy
with the shape of her nose
Red
Wine
Yet
More Absurdity…
Hello
Mrs Majello! How aren’t you? That’s bad. Oh say, what do you do for a living?
You live? That’s nice. So, what don’t you do for a living? Die? That’s nice. I
don’t check gutters for pigeons for a living. I don’t build houses naked for a
living. I don’t jump up and down, take a shot of vodka, and manage senior
administrators for a living…
Said
No One, Probably Ever….
“Wait,
I want to masticate under this tree while clapping my hands and saying
important things to an international conference via Skype. I’m going to hit the
conference running!”
From
The Great Man Daniil Kharms…
1.
One day Andrei Vasilyevich was walking down the street
when he lost his wrist watch. He died soon after. His father, a hunchback who
was getting on in years, sat around in a top hat all night clenching in his
left hand a walking stick with a hook-like handle. His head was visited by
various thoughts, including the following: Life is a smithy.
(From
the book: Today I Wrote Nothing)
Go
Absurd! Exercise:
Hop
down an entire street changing legs when necessary. Make sure you have plenty
of time and are not on a time schedule. Make sure it isn’t exceptionally hot
and that you are not wearing thick business attire and are about to have a job
interview. Unless, of course, you don’t believe in jobs or interviews and are
just attending one to have a laugh. Carry on then, I say!
Remember
Absurd
responsibly. The Buddhist no harm principle applies here. Do not harm
yourself or others when going absurd. (Maybe what I have just written is
absurd?)
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