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Sick
and Frustrated with Modern Striving and its Banalities? Go Absurd!
Opening
Absurdity
“Can
you show me what you aren’t?”
“That’s
great when you show me who you aren’t!”
Quote
of the Day
“The East has consulted flowers
and renunciation. Our response? Machines and effort, and that galloping
melancholy – the West’s last spasm.” (E.M. Cioran)
An
Absurd World…
A
father falls asleep on a train, his young daughter beside him. The father wakes
up and she is missing. That was the scenario in 1997 for a very unlucky father
and mother who were finally reunited recently with their missing daughter after 20 plus years without her. During those long years Yulia Gorina had been living with another family 500km away in Russia
A
Statistic That Probably Never Was or Will Ever Be…
80%
of American men are circumcised and twice a week wear red ties to work that get
more than three favourable comments from a manager or someone higher
A Deathbed Scene That Probably Never
Happened…
On her deathbed
she said,
“I have had a very
long and meaningful life but the absolute highlight was when I drank a cappuccino
at a trendy café named ‘EeE’ that glowed in the dark. I thought that was just
dandy! So my advice to all of you is to find a café that glows in the dark and then
order a cappuccino. You too will then have meaningful lives and be contributing
to the great progression of humanity!”
She then smiled
and glowed in the dark before ‘passing away’
A
Wise and Foolish Saying That Will Probably Never Be Said
The
wise lie down at the bottom of the mountain to listen to others climbing
The
Meaning of Life?
Procreation
and Practising for Procreation
Said
No One, Probably Ever….
“Why
have you encroached my inner deeds to make Key Performance Indicators on
PowerPoint wet dreams?”
From
The Great Woman Leonora Carrington…
María
picked a thorn off the top of a maguey, made thread out of the sinews of the
leaf, and told the maguey: 'Pardon me for taking your needle, pardon me for
threading the needle with your body, pardon me for love, pardon me for I am
what I am, and I do not know what this means.
(From
the Book, The Debutante and Other Stories)
Something
to Wear
Absurd
Sign You Will Probably Never See…
WHY
BOTHER?
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Remember
Absurd
responsibly. The Buddhist no harm principle applies here. Do not harm
yourself or others when going absurd. (Maybe what I have just written is
absurd?)
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